Worst creature proposals

[ThunderTitan]

The Suicidal Businessman is probably Enraged.

[DaemianLucifer]

The Suicidal Businessman is probably Enraged.

But a special kind of enraged.If your tresury is low,its attacks become furiously strong.

[Vlad976]

What this town is missing is a Disgruntled Postal Worker.

[DaemianLucifer]

What this town is missing is a Disgruntled Postal Worker.

And he would be an archer flinging scissors and severed cow heads

[ThunderTitan]

Postal Workers don't fit the Peppermint theme. We should make another town for them.

Also i'm taking suggestions for a Orc Mafia Town. Here's what I got so far:

Orc Thug - Orc Footsoldier (grunt/melee)
Orc Underboss - Orc Boss (elite/melee)
Orc Adviser - Orc Consigliere (elite/caster)
Orc Don - Orc Godfather (elite/melee)

[Vlad976]

Postal Workers don't fit the Peppermint theme. We should make another town for them.

Or they could just be neutrals, seeing as they have an alarming tendency to cut down co-workers.

Ooo, another bad idea:
Bike Messengers - Metropolitan Bike Messengers

[ThunderTitan]

How about:
Bike Messengers - Tri-State Area Bike Messengers

[dragonn]

I've got a town, don't know the name though:

Bug/Crash
Through-walls-walker(note: unit only usable when siegeing a town)/Isabel-transvestiter
Jukebox/Pinochio
AI disrupter/Suicidal Exploder (special ability, Special suicide: kills his own units, note: only availble when other allied units are nearby)
Two-in-one/Three-in-one (special ability Multiply)
No-archer (special ability: Tower hider)/Archarcher (you know which one Orfinn --> The Giant Mutated one)
Protector/Starforce (ultimate ability: In-game crash, note: additional attractions included )

[ThunderTitan]

Protector/Starforce (ultimate ability: In-game crash, note: additional attractions included )

The perfect ability for when ur loosing. Game crashing.

[Thelonious]

People, this is just the thing that wasn't supposed to be in this thread. This thread (on the old forums) was created to see actual serious proposals that were bad. It was nearly closed by Vel himself when somethign like this happened the first time.

It's nice to come up with stupid creatures but those are not serious proposals (I hope) so what you guys should be doing is finding stupid proposals on other forums and post 'em here. That was the original idea of the thread.

[dragonn]

It's nice to come up with stupid creatures but those are not serious proposals (I hope) so what you guys should be doing is finding stupid proposals on other forums and post 'em here. That was the original idea of the thread.

Well I found this ideas in the forum I created in my head, in the "Depths of my Stupidity" thread

Seriously. You mean finding real ideas on other forums which are a threat to the good name of Heroes series (such as the winners of the town contest)? Am I right?

[DaemianLucifer]

Seriously. You mean finding real ideas on other forums which are a threat to the good name of Heroes series (such as the winners of the town contest)? Am I right?

Yes.All of the proposals found in the original thread were serious.Well,sort of.I doubt anyone in their right mind can seriously think that those are going to be in a heroes game.Then again,looking at the names we have in beta and demo,and looking at the town contest,maybe they were very serious.

[ThunderTitan]

More contenders:

Axe_Fighter
Fire_Dragon
Flame_Mage
Magma_Dragon
SnowApe

[Genesis]

What about the old Monty Python favourite?

'Electric Donkey Bottom'

[ThunderTitan]

Thing is, they should be serious suggestion for names. So serious that they actualy make it in the game it seem.

Guess SnowApe is an effort to out do Hell Charger and Grim Raider. And Axe Fighter is great too.

[DaemianLucifer]

An axe fighter seems like an actual name for units that...errr...used axes to...fight the enemy

[asandir]

seems conveniently like a berserker from HIV anyone