Jobs you'd do for one day

[Caradoc]

1. Britney Spears' psychiatrist.
2. Area 51's base commander
3. Rolling Stones lead guitarist
4. Iraq's Prime Minister
5. Christina Aquilara's nipple tweaker.

[asandir]

@ #5

[Zamolxis]

1. Britney Spears' psychiatrist.

Why? You wanna go nuts yourself?

[Kalah]

That's not a one-day thing, it's a full-time employment, surely. And with that client you'd be rich...

[Kristo]

1)Team mascot - That would cause some good laughs!

I'd do that one for a day only if I got to pick a fight with the other team's mascot.

4. Iraq's Prime Minister

Ok, I'll bite. Why?

[Elvin]

Of course, no point in doing that without causing some fuss

[asandir]

cause there's like .... no fuss there now at all

[gravyluvr]

I guess I would take a look at the people I'd like to be for a day and then figure out their job...

1. Tiger Woods (World's #1 Golfer)
2. Tom Brady (Pretty boy QB on an NFL Dynasty)
3. Bill Gates (Rich beyond imagination)
4. Brad Pitt (Hollywood Heart Throb who gets every girl)
5. Tony Soprano (Fictional head of an organized crime family)

I'm sure there are others... but this is a good start.

[ThunderTitan]

3. Bill Gates (Rich beyond imagination)

With that face God had to give him something...

[okrane]

I'd be God for one day

Actually, I'm thinking making it a permanent employment

[ThunderTitan]

Friendly advice: If you ever run across a genie, you first wish should always be: "I WANT TO HAVE UNLIMITED WISHES".

[Elvin]

That's a classic, by now they will have banned this particular one

[Kalah]

Most genies disallow that particular wish, but I must mention: The original story of Aladdin doesn't mention a fixed number of wishes.

[Veldrynus]

I would only wish a well equipped harem with the 170 hottest chicks on Earth. No other wishes. I'm satisfied with so much.

[Elvin]

I had read the story, both the genie of the lamp and the ring were called daily even just to bring food. Though the ring of the lamp could do more things as it was more powerful

[ThunderTitan]

That's BS man... if you say any wish you'd better keep to your damned word (see, the original deal was that the djinn/efreet was grateful so he'd grant you 3 boons, but if you rubbed him the wrong way [pun] he'd not only grant you nada but he'd prob kill you in nasty ways... so no shenanigans).


And Vel, you'd eventually get bored with any limited number of women... that's why the Sultans "bag her one time only" policy... that's why most wifes only had one son... made killing your brothers easier when you're raised by different mothers and barely see each other....

[Milla aka. the Slayer]

I would only wish a well equipped harem with the 170 hottest chicks on Earth. No other wishes. I'm satisfied with so much.

Isn't a genee tricky? Cause I'm worried you'd get 170 baby birds

[ThunderTitan]

No honey, that's the devil... not that genies aren't the devil... along with electricity....

[Kalah]

Did you see Achmed the dead terrorist?

Achmed: "Where are my virgins? Are you my virgins? [looks at audience] I hope not."
Jeff: "Why?"
Achmed: "There's a lot of ugly-ass guys out there."
Jeff: "Did they say it would only be female virgins?
Achmed: "Holy crap!"

[Veldrynus]

I would only wish a well equipped harem with the 170 hottest chicks on Earth. No other wishes. I'm satisfied with so much.

Isn't a genee tricky? Cause I'm worried you'd get 170 baby birds

Well, in that case, my next wish would be that the genee should f**k himself...

And Vel, you'd eventually get bored with any limited number of women...

Nah, life is short. 170 will be enough. I'm more of a loyal type.