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Unread postby Vlad976 » 24 Jan 2006, 23:31

I'll take a Death Star.
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Unread postby Kalah » 25 Jan 2006, 01:03

There you go. That'll be 1.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.985.342.111 dollars and 99 cents, please. ;)
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Unread postby Corribus » 25 Jan 2006, 01:07

Is that in US dollars, or some weird Star Wars Intergallactic Currency?
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Unread postby Kalah » 25 Jan 2006, 01:09

I'll take "loonies", that's OK... :D
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Unread postby Vlad976 » 25 Jan 2006, 01:12

The check's in the mail.
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Unread postby Kalah » 25 Jan 2006, 01:16

And the Death Star will be delivered via UPS. It may be a while - they need to build a new plane to carry it there.

Oh, and I did mention assembly was not included, right? :-D
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Unread postby Corribus » 25 Jan 2006, 01:20

Kalah wrote:Oh, and I did mention assembly was not included, right? :-D
Haha Vlad you're screwed! It probably does come with a manual, but the chances that it is in English are probably slim. :)
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Unread postby Kalah » 25 Jan 2006, 01:23

Oh, it does come in English. If there's a problem, it should be the fact that there are about
339.458.790.001.299.438.547.723.616.237.271.477.323.746.234 parts...
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Unread postby Vlad976 » 25 Jan 2006, 01:26

Pff, who needs directions anyway? My Death Star's gonna be better.
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Unread postby Corribus » 25 Jan 2006, 01:29

Vlad976 wrote:Pff, who needs directions anyway? My Death Star's gonna be better.
You try to do it without instructions, you're going to end up with a Death Thingamabob and about a billion left-over screws, nuts, bolts, and other assorted metallic objects.
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Unread postby Kalah » 25 Jan 2006, 01:30

... and a psychologist's bill from Hell..
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Unread postby Corribus » 25 Jan 2006, 01:31

:lolu: :rofl:
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Unread postby Vlad976 » 25 Jan 2006, 01:32

We'll see about that. :devil:
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Unread postby Mutare Drake » 25 Jan 2006, 01:34

Kalah wrote:And the Death Star will be delivered via UPS.
Careful - they lost an order of mine recently. You don't want a Death Star sitting around in a warehouse somewhere!
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Unread postby DaemianLucifer » 25 Jan 2006, 01:40

Mutare Drake wrote:
Kalah wrote:And the Death Star will be delivered via UPS.
Careful - they lost an order of mine recently. You don't want a Death Star sitting around in a warehouse somewhere!
You have foiled Kalahs evil plan.It was nice knowing you :wave:
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Unread postby Kalah » 25 Jan 2006, 01:43

Oh, and you'll need a couple of tons of glue. Batteries aren't included either, but you can use the internal reactors to recharge some.

OK, gotta go to bed now, the gf is calling me.
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Unread postby Mutare Drake » 25 Jan 2006, 01:46

Kalah wrote:Batteries aren't included either, but you can use the internal reactors to recharge some.
No no, that's what those Hell Chargers are for!

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Unread postby Orfinn » 25 Jan 2006, 10:11

Corribus wrote:
Kalah wrote:Oh, and I did mention assembly was not included, right? :-D
Haha Vlad you're screwed! It probably does come with a manual, but the chances that it is in English are probably slim. :)
It comes in Basic, but we can speak it as if it where english, but hey we need to understand the letters and signs too, for knowing what we read ;|
And with a Death Star manual........ouch :devious:
Im not sure about the numbers, think they are the same as on Tellus (earth) :|
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 25 Jan 2006, 12:47

The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

*force chokes everyone... :devil:

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Unread postby Orfinn » 25 Jan 2006, 13:57

ThunderTitan wrote: The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

*force chokes everyone... :devil:

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You right, a sith in the KOTOR history destroyed a whole planet, the world of the Maraluka just with his hunger for force energies. He was a wound in the force, a really big wound. I think it was Darth Nihilous (the sith with the white mask,red stripes and black eyesockets).
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