Bizarre News

[ThunderTitan]

Probably the middle-east conflict...

Of course, someone must have sent games from the future back to the 1800's. Probably CS.

[ThunderTitan]

I know that the forum is rather PG-13, but this one needs to be shown:

Police: Mother gives daughter to boyfriend for sex

MUSKEGON HEIGHTS, Michigan (AP) -- A woman who feared she would lose her boyfriend while she recuperated from surgery arranged for her 15-year-old daughter to have sex with him, authorities said.

Police said the three signed an agreement specifying the sexual services the girl would perform and the compensation she would receive, including clothing and body piercings. The 37-year-old man and the girl had sex about 20 times over two months, police said.

Jeez, people are damn insane.

[DaemianLucifer]

The woman was freed on $25,000 bond after being arraigned on three counts of third-degree criminal sexual conduct.

The boyfriend, Michael J. Fitzgibbon, was being held without bail. He was arraigned last week on six counts of first-degree criminal sexual conduct.

What a discrimination.She should be judged more harshly.

[asandir]

just when you think the depths of human stupidity have reached an all-time low .... this kind of thing happens

geez

[Grumpy Old Wizard]

The woman was freed on $25,000 bond after being arraigned on three counts of third-degree criminal sexual conduct.

The boyfriend, Michael J. Fitzgibbon, was being held without bail. He was arraigned last week on six counts of first-degree criminal sexual conduct.

What a discrimination.She should be judged more harshly.

I agree. She tempts her boyfriend with her daughter and then she gets the lesser punishment? IMHO she should recieve the greater punishment. What mother would do such a thing? She sold her daughter for clothing and body piercings?

GOW

[asandir]

she was basically pimping her child out

[ThunderTitan]

She sold her daughter for clothing and body piercings?

It's the daughter that got those. The mother got to keep her BF. I wonder if she still thinks it was worth it?!

[asandir]

I wonder if he's still satisfied now that she's back

[Pol]

I wonder if he's still satisfied now that she's back

No way!

[asandir]

that's what i would have thought, i would assume she is around his age .... so he swapped a 37 year old for her 15 year old daughter and then swapped back after two months ....

hmmmm, now what happens?

[Pol]

hmmmm, now what happens?

Sociotherapy by older women, sixty and above, to cure the routine out

[ThunderTitan]

Sociotherapy by older women, sixty and above, to cure the routine out

Seeing as how he's in jail it's more like "therapy" from a big hairy guy named Bubba.

[ThunderTitan]

The breast job that saved a life
Hospital: Shrapnel from rocket lodged in implants, sparing Israeli woman

JERUSALEM - An Israeli woman's breast implants saved her life when she was wounded in a Hezbollah rocket attack during Israel's war with the Lebanese group, a hospital spokesman said Tuesday.

[Mithras]

Isn't it what airbags are made for ?

[Orfinn]

Yeah, beautiful breasts (not always) and protection in one how nice!!
Maybe this will be a new trend, since this accident, operating in bullet proof material etc and turn us all into cyborgs...

[Vlad976]

Man trapped waist-deep in chocolate

Sat Aug 19, 3:44 PM ET

KENOSHA, Wis. - It might sound like a chocoholic's dream, but stepping into a vat of viscous chocolate became a two-hour nightmare for a 21-year-old man Friday morning. Darmin Garcia, an employee of a company that supplies chocolate ingredients, said he was pushing the chocolate down into the vat at Debelis Corp. because it was stuck. But it became loose and he slid into the hopper.

"It was in my hair, in my ears, my mouth, everywhere," said Garcia, who has worked at the company for two years. "I felt like I weighed 900 pounds. I couldn't move."

The chocolate was 110 degrees, hotter than a hot tub, said Capt. Greg Sinnen of the Kenosha Fire Department.

Co-workers, police and firefighters tried to free the man but couldn't get him loose until the chocolate was thinned out with cocoa butter.

"It was pretty thick. It was virtually like quicksand," said police Capt. Randy Berner.

Garcia was treated for minor injuries and released.

After more than two hours in the chocolate, does he still have a taste for it?

"Not so much anymore," Garcia said.

[asandir]

Yeah, beautiful breasts (not always) and protection in one how nice!!

im glad you added the not always in there orfinn

Seeing as how he's in jail it's more like "therapy" from a big hairy guy named Bubba.

well things just keep on picking up for that bloke don't they??

[ThunderTitan]

And they say that the terrorists aren't winning:

Mutiny as passengers refuse to fly until Asians are removed
Passengers refuse to allow holiday jet to take off until two Asian men are thrown off plane

By CHRISTOPHER LEAKE and ANDREW CHAPMAN 12:08pm 20th August 2006

British holidaymakers staged an unprecedented mutiny - refusing to allow their flight to take off until two men they feared were terrorists were forcibly removed.

The extraordinary scenes happened after some of the 150 passengers on a Malaga-Manchester flight overheard two men of Asian appearance apparently talking Arabic.

Passengers told cabin crew they feared for their safety and demanded police action. Some stormed off the Monarch Airlines Airbus A320 minutes before it was due to leave the Costa del Sol at 3am. Others waiting for Flight ZB 613 in the departure lounge refused to board it.

The incident fuels the row over airport security following the arrest of more than 20 people allegedly planning the suicide-bombing of transatlantic jets from the UK to America. It comes amid growing demands for passenger-profiling and selective security checks.

It also raised fears that more travellers will take the law into their own hands - effectively conducting their own 'passenger profiles'.

[DaemianLucifer]

People are weird.They arent concerned about something until it happens,and when it does they become too paranoid,as if to balance things out.

[Orfinn]

im glad you added the not always in there orfinn

Mostly natural breasts are best no matter the difference imo...well except the titanic ones which could be used as pillows or air bags