Sigh. You need to tell the whole story:theGryphon wrote:- How many elephants would fir on a car?
- Four. Two in the front seats, two in the rear.
-How many giraffes would fit in a car?
- Zero, unless you remove the elephants first.
Sigh. You need to tell the whole story:theGryphon wrote:- How many elephants would fir on a car?
- Four. Two in the front seats, two in the rear.
That one is actually a series of 4 questions:Gaidal Cain wrote:Sigh. You need to tell the whole story:theGryphon wrote:- How many elephants would fir on a car?
- Four. Two in the front seats, two in the rear.
-How many giraffes would fit in a car?
- Zero, unless you remove the elephants first.
Translation (done by myself; hope you can get it):Zwei kleine Kinder geben voreinander an.
1. Kind: "Mein Vater hat sooooo einen Langen"! (hält dabei die Hände ca. 40cm weit außeinander)
2. Kind: "Mein Vater hat keinen so Langen, aber seiner tut auch weh."
Two little kids are bragging to each other.
Kid no. 1: "My dad has about the longest ding-dong in the world." (shows a length of 40cm with his hands.)
Kid no. 2: "My dad hasn't got such a long one, but his hurts, too."
Actualy it is, in a sick, twisted kinda way....Sauron wrote:Thats not funny.
Quit speaking for me,Im capable of doing it myself And though quite sick and perverted,I like that kind of humorSauron wrote:No, its not. I asked Satan few hours ago what does he think about this joke and he says that it is an sick, perverse joke even for him.ThunderTitan wrote:Actualy it is, in a sick, twisted kinda way....Sauron wrote:Thats not funny.
Being such a whiny little b*tch is what got him thrown out of Heaven in the first place. Tell him to grow a pair already.Sauron wrote: No, its not. I asked Satan few hours ago what does he think about this joke and he says that it is an sick, perverse joke even for him.
No, not you. I asked Kalah the Prophet. He told me that he hates that joke so much that he will restart berntie's post count. MWUAHAHAHA!!! And he will change your avatar because you like the joke.DaemianLucifer wrote:Quit speaking for me,Im capable of doing it myself And though quite sick and perverted,I like that kind of humor
No, please. I'm currently experiencing a great feeling of superiority cos my post count is higher than DL's (and also TT's).Sauron wrote:He told me that he hates that joke so much that he will restart berntie's post count.
To what? To an angel? That would be truly ironical.Sauron wrote:MWUAHAHAHA!!! And he will change your avatar because you like the joke.DaemianLucifer wrote:Quit speaking for me,Im capable of doing it myself And though quite sick and perverted,I like that kind of humor
A blonde walks down a street and spots a sign saying "Appartments for rent" pinned onto a street light. She thinks to herself: "Cool, I'm looking for an appartment." She knocks on the street light ... (some people say the joke could stop here) ... no answer. She tries again ... no answer.
A blonde police officer ("officer-ess" to quote the Nazi in Falling Down) watches her trying from the other side of the street. After a while, the officer(-ess) comes over and asks the blonde: "Excuse me, what are you doing? Can I be of any help?". The blonde points to the sign and tells the officer(-ess) that she had been knocking for a while without getting any response. The officer-(ess) looks up into the light and remarks: "Now, that's impossible. Somebody's got to be there. They have the lights turned on."
Not quite, but I have called the house while parked out front to have someone open the garage. (my car doesn't have a garage door opener)DaemianLucifer wrote:6)You have parked in your driveway,and you are using your cell to tell someone in the house to get out and help you carry in the groceries.
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