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What's your favourite Complete Gothrak article?

Christmas in Axeoth
0
No votes
Hunting and Fishing with Crag (all 3)
2
13%
Bad, Bad Multiplayer Tips
6
38%
Hope for the Mythologically Impared
0
No votes
Hope for the Mythologically Impared
0
No votes
Interview with the Super-Peasant
0
No votes
The Fate of a Peasant
1
6%
Reasons to choose the Ogre Mage
1
6%
Expansion Packs we'll never see
1
6%
The Artificial Intelligence Playground
5
31%
 
Total votes: 16

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Your favourite Complete Gothrak article

Unread postby theLuckyDragon » 11 Mar 2006, 17:10

The subject says it all.

Here's the link to the Complete Gothrak page on CH: >> :rofl: <<

Read them all, and then vote! :)
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Unread postby Echo_ » 11 Mar 2006, 19:40

Vote Bad, Bad Multiplayer Tips

Just hilarious because I've actually been apart of some of those jokes. Long live Gothrak!
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Unread postby Pol » 11 Mar 2006, 20:21

Voted: Bad, Bad Multiplayer Tips

For me, best of them, yees - Gothrak rule B-), echoing...
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Unread postby Kalah » 11 Mar 2006, 21:43

The Reasons to choose the ogre mage competes with the artificial intelligence playground on this one, but I think I'll go with the first.
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Unread postby [T]osHiro » 12 Mar 2006, 03:12

Hunting and Fishing with Crag Hack.

That one was gooood. Too bad there's one interview.
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Unread postby Vlad976 » 12 Mar 2006, 03:27

Vote AI playground
A great look into the secret life of the artificial "intelligence".
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Unread postby DaemianLucifer » 13 Mar 2006, 09:45

Voted Bad Multiplayer Tips.I like using them on my friends :devil:

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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 13 Mar 2006, 15:05

Bad, Bad Multiplayer Tips, because they're evil-funny, while AI playground is just stupid-funny.
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Unread postby theLuckyDragon » 18 Mar 2006, 17:11

My favourite was The Fate of a Peasant. Poor little peasant... And I never knew Tic-Tac-Toe was a sacred game played by ancient wyrms in the primeval times before the dawn of history.
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Unread postby Thelonious » 21 Mar 2006, 20:39

Voted bad bad multiplayer tips.

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Unread postby theLuckyDragon » 06 Jun 2006, 16:05

Seeing that Gothrak himself has returned, I hope the mods will forgive my bumping this thread. More people need to read his works. :D
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Unread postby Orfinn » 06 Jun 2006, 16:29

Oh, hard choice love all of them, but gotta go with The Artificial Intelligence Playground, it brings me into a good mood after a bad day every time :D

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Unread postby Cunning Death » 22 Jun 2006, 19:16

voted "Expansion Packs we'll never see" :rofl:
altough the decision was really hard (wanna try MP tips :devil: ) if just could vote for everyone of them...
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Unread postby Kareeah Indaga » 22 Jun 2006, 21:16

Vote AI Playground

I loved that one, it was HILARIOUS!!! I would actually like to see another one for HV, or maybe a comparison for every Heroes game.

My second favorite would probably be Bad, Bad Multiplayer Tips. :-D


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