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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 12 Feb 2008, 20:36

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Jerry likes it when you get VD's... coz u cant fight for freedom with an itchy crotch...
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Unread postby okrane » 12 Feb 2008, 20:39

They forgot AIDS...

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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 12 Feb 2008, 20:46

God didn't invent it to kill homos yet... obviously.

that's why they call the 40's the Golden Age... back then all you suffered was some discomfort if you just took you antibiotics for a few months... and if you didn't you didn't become desperate or pitied as you went insane before dieing... just read Jane Eyre.
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Unread postby Kalah » 13 Feb 2008, 01:36

"We have a really good cock with us"

One of the best biathletes in the world, our Norwegian Ole Einar Bjørndalen wanted to invite his colleague Tsjoudov to their hotel for a nice dinner, but it didn't quite turn out the way he'd intended. In typical Norwegian style, he fumbled with the English language when he tried to say that the Norwegian team had brought a very good cook with them. He was asked whether the rivals might have a cup of coffee together later, and he replied: "Not so much coffee, but maybe we can invite him over to our hotel, we have a really good cock with us."
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Unread postby Elvin » 14 Feb 2008, 19:18

That was pretty funny :)

Subtitled Arab :D
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Unread postby darknessfood » 15 Feb 2008, 17:41

Well, again i messed around with my girlfriends cat's. Check it out!!!
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Unread postby Elvin » 15 Feb 2008, 18:26

Lol a classic :D This one seems to actually enjoy water. The secret to keep a cat for bath is to ensure it is dying of thirst :rofl:
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Unread postby darknessfood » 15 Feb 2008, 23:45

Disturbing music on the background though :D
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Unread postby Elvin » 16 Feb 2008, 00:12

Fills you with dread doesn't it :devious:
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Unread postby darknessfood » 16 Feb 2008, 00:28

Nah, just disturbing ;)
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 16 Feb 2008, 16:37

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And something for all those people that hate ninjas:
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Unread postby Kalah » 17 Feb 2008, 16:55

Here's something I thought was pretty funny:

The beatboxing basset hound. :)
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Unread postby ScarlettP » 17 Feb 2008, 17:16

And after that, your monitor might need cleaning:

http://cache.valleywag.com/assets/resou ... nclean.swf
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Unread postby Elvin » 17 Feb 2008, 17:27

Haha I must have seen that somewhere before :)
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Unread postby Metathron » 17 Feb 2008, 18:02

ScarlettP wrote:And after that, your monitor might need cleaning:

http://cache.valleywag.com/assets/resou ... nclean.swf
Awww, how adorable! :butterfly:
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Unread postby Kalah » 17 Feb 2008, 21:24

It's on sale as a cell phone logo. Anyway, I like the basset hound better.
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Unread postby Tensho » 18 Feb 2008, 17:16

ScarlettP wrote:And after that, your monitor might need cleaning:

http://cache.valleywag.com/assets/resou ... nclean.swf
Lol my dog does that...
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Unread postby Pol » 18 Feb 2008, 22:44

New style of music.

Superhit.

Works on dog.

Guaranted.

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Unread postby MistWeaver » 19 Feb 2008, 08:45

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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 19 Feb 2008, 11:27

Hail Xenu brothers in arms:

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