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Unread postby Kareeah Indaga » 28 Jan 2006, 18:22

LOL. Well done! :D

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Unread postby Corribus » 28 Jan 2006, 18:50

While reading this comic strip, I was struck by a bizarre thought: can you make a good hamburger out of minotaur meat? And if you ate a minotaur burger, would that make you, like, half cannibal?

Things that make you wonder....
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Unread postby DaemianLucifer » 28 Jan 2006, 19:03

Rhutobello wrote:
Angelspit wrote:Would you like to see more of Mr. Cranky Hero? I need feedback, encouragement, praises... :D
Haven't you learned.....all big artist get all the praise they want after they are DEAD.....and their family become rich and famous......and...and ...they will call up a Taveren after you......so what are you waiting for.....next strip please:)


BTW good work....to you too Pitsu:)
Thats why Ethric should be signing CH from now on :devious:

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Unread postby Fnord » 28 Jan 2006, 20:13

Corribus wrote:While reading this comic strip, I was struck by a bizarre thought: can you make a good hamburger out of minotaur meat? And if you ate a minotaur burger, would that make you, like, half cannibal?

Things that make you wonder....
While some people believe that, personally I think it's a lot of bull. ;)
- Fnord

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Unread postby Corribus » 28 Jan 2006, 20:17

:lolu: Ah, puns - the highest form of humor. ;)
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Unread postby FantoMaxJM » 28 Jan 2006, 21:13

:lol: Where can I buy an official Cranky Hero® t-shirt? :D

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Unread postby Thelonious » 28 Jan 2006, 21:14

Orfinn wrote:Haha so true, so true :lol:
Poor minos :devious:
-No, poor frogs :devious:
Grah!

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Unread postby Gaidal Cain » 28 Jan 2006, 21:19

Good work, Pitsu :D
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Unread postby HodgePodge » 28 Jan 2006, 21:33

Heehee! Thanks for the "chuckles" Pitsu.

The proud minotaurs of Heroes I, II, III & IV (as well as MM VI, VII & VIII) have been downgraded to brutal, butt-ugly slaves in Heroes V. Maybe UbiSoft will use the delayed release to correct this injustice to minotaur-kind, and restore them to their rightful place amongst the most beloved creatures of the Heroes realm.
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Unread postby Kalah » 28 Jan 2006, 23:45

What GC said. :tsup:
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Unread postby Hurry Sundown » 28 Jan 2006, 23:47

Hashishin is the root word of a55a55in U no-Rim Greaper
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Unread postby Arzang » 29 Jan 2006, 20:58

hurry sundown's posts have always struck me as.. frightingly strange.

and nice work on the strip. to me the small battlefield seems like even more incentive to keep simultaneous retaliation.

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Unread postby DaemianLucifer » 29 Jan 2006, 21:02

Arzang wrote:and nice work on the strip. to me the small battlefield seems like even more incentive to keep simultaneous retaliation.
Ah,but you arent an expert in this field,and havent done an intensive research,so your oppinion is irrelevant.

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Unread postby Arzang » 29 Jan 2006, 21:18

DaemianLucifer wrote:Ah,but you arent an expert in this field,and havent done an intensive research,so your oppinion is irrelevant.
Once upon a time there was English. And in the realm of English, there was this individual called "Seem". Whenever someone was unsure, they called it to "seem", after this individual. Seem had major self-esteem issues and therefore wasn't very sure of himself.

When something seems to be a certain way it is therefore not written in stone.

hence; why the small battlefield seems like even more incentive to keep the simultaneous retaliation.

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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 29 Jan 2006, 21:27

We should really just assassinate this Seem person. I would save us alot of trouble. And while were at it whoever thought up the small BF should be a55a55inated also. Then we can all start using hasish, which is "is the root word of a55a55in" and so on and so forth. :|

And the next CH should definatly have something to do with the whole news embargo thing.
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Unread postby DaemianLucifer » 29 Jan 2006, 21:51

Maybe the new CH will be just a blank page with huge red BOYCOT across it.

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Unread postby Arzang » 29 Jan 2006, 21:52

ThunderTitan wrote:We should really just assassinate this Seem person. I would save us alot of trouble. And while were at it whoever thought up the small BF should be a55a55inated also. Then we can all start using hasish, which is "is the root word of a55a55in" and so on and so forth. :|
but Seem is our main guy in the agenda against the small battlefield! kill him and the crusade is over. and Sean Connery says hashashin or whatever instead of assasin.

btw TT: at location you used to have some info and my conclusion is: Helsinki?

the continent with a boot HAS TO BE europe, the kingdom shaped like a fish.. um finland? and the capital is helsinki. now spank me if I'm wrong. well, spank me if I'm right as well. I lifted some mad iron earlier today and my glutes are killing me.

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Unread postby theLuckyDragon » 29 Jan 2006, 21:54

Finland looks like a fish? :loll: I'll let ThunderTitan answer if you're wrong or not...

I know the answer! :)
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 29 Jan 2006, 22:00

Arzang wrote: but Seem is our main guy in the agenda against the small battlefield! kill him and the crusade is over. and Sean Connery says hashashin or whatever instead of assasin.

btw TT: at location you used to have some info and my conclusion is: Helsinki?

the continent with a boot HAS TO BE europe, the kingdom shaped like a fish.. um finland? and the capital is helsinki. now spank me if I'm wrong. well, spank me if I'm right as well. I lifted some mad iron earlier today and my glutes are killing me.
I'm quite sure about likeing a bigger BF, so poor mr. Seem will have to fend for himself.

Finland is shaped like a fish? News to me. Hmm... maybe a bit, but not enough. Keep looking.

I think I'll abstain from spanking anyone who's not a hot female human for the time being.
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Unread postby theLuckyDragon » 29 Jan 2006, 22:11

ThunderTitan wrote:44°25′ N 26°06′ E
So does that mean you're north or south of the river(s)?

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