The Heroes Round Table

I'd like to see some of the old creatures reappearing - I don't like the way the Heroes 5 towns tend to be focussed round one race. Having said that, we do, of course, need a commanding race - the Dwarves with this one obviously. Here are a few ideas of mine (of course, just a brainstorm). Tier 1 - ...

A jock strap! No, really.



Hehe... nah, I wear boxers.

And how about cyclops -> biclops? :D would Bicyclops be some kind of one-eyed giant on a bike? =D It'd have two eyes. :D Actually, Cyclops have two eyes anyway - Homer only referred to Polephemus having one eye (which was in its normal place, not the centre of his forehead). I should shut up now. :...

Well, that kind of behaviour is bound to happen if your top god is the kind that attempts to have sex with anything that walks.

I like Tintin. And Spongebob Squarepants when noones looking.

In any case, anyone who's seen David's endowment always says it looks too small. Michaelangelo always skimped on the genetalia - just look at Adam in the Sistine Chapel.



People have said that I look like I'm modelling underpants anyway...

I live quite close to a canal, and I enjoy walking up and down it in the summer.



Beautiful.

From what I remember, mythological centaurs raped nymphs and enjoyed a good brawl. They'd go rather well in a Stronghold town if we get an expansion.

Actually, it would be nice to see them instead of Inferno Nightmares. I never got why they replaced the Efreet with horses...

The Heroes III Royal Griffon has always been my personal favourite. It always looked so savage yet regal and more impressive than the normal one. The Heroes IV Griffon looks too skinny and evil to me, and the Heroes V one looks too chunky (with those armour plates making it look even chunkier and al...

I was considering voting for the Heroes III one, but the Heroes V one just looks so much better. For a start, it doesn't have the same damn uniform as almost every other creature in its town. The Heroes III archer looked too much like the pikeman. Oh, and I like the way the Heroes V archer pouts. Gi...

I'm the guy in my avatar... the head anyway. On Michaelangelo's David's shoulders. Here's a better one: http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/186/14yg.png And an even better one from New Years Eve. There's no such thing as too many party hats! http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/9843/hats3ko.jpg Ah well...

'The Everhood' or something similar - a sequel to the Neverhood and Skullmonkeys by Dreamworks. The Neverhood universe has tonnes of background to it, and it would be good to see the story continue.

For me it would have to be angel wings. Not only do you recieve flight though, there's also the likelihood that people will actually take notice of what you've got to say. Solve a few world problems here and there and have a whale of a time flapping around doing loop-the-loops...