The Heroes Round Table

evilp wrote:autoexec.cfg

combat_force_average_arena 1

change 1 to 0

If you change 1 to 0, you loose the avarage battlefield, and force the game to take one of the others, depending on your army. Just remove that line completely, and you'll get all the 3 battlefields.

O ther letter then. :p

Yeah, I saw him before. Didn't quite follow its comics though. But I see the connection to our Cranky.

I have no idea who Dilbert is, so as far as I know Cranky rulz even over him.

It better be better ;) than the original, 'cause the original disappointed me. Too many holes in the story, and only hints of special effects. Ok, so there's this chick who can turn into a Tiger. Well, we only had that for like a fraction of a second. And there's this guy who can turn into a bear. W...

What they did not realize was that in Frankish (the language of the Franks, for whom France takes its name), the word for 'free' is 'franc'. Therefore, french fries were already freedom fries. And still having nothing to do directly with the French, who are just trying to take advantage of this luc...

A nother letter.

Well, I suppose that's America's thank you gift for Lady Liberty to the French. They gave that name to those fries, and now 97.85% of French think it comes from them.

10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call 'French fries' are not real chips. Fries aren't even French, they are Belgian though 97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium. Bloody fool. Frenching is what you DO t...

Orfinn wrote:H5 seems to be a mix of

H2 10%
H3 30%
H4 20%
H5 40%

Then place it in the owen at 200 degrees and wait for it to be finished may/june 06

Well, half of that 40% "H5" is actually Warhammer.

I also found a lot of good ones for Nival, but I don't want to post them. I was looking for sth else.

Well, this would be the closest:

Naughty, but Nival.

Oh, look what I just found:

Only Muaddib Has The Answer.

Yeah, right. Like we didn't know that already.

or this:

You've Got Questions. We've Got Muaddib.

Well, luckly we have him as a producer, also from this pov.

A couple more: Why Can't Everything Orange Be Ethric? Look, Ma, No Kalah! Something Special In The Corribus. It Makes Your Psychobabble Smack. Can You Tell Pitsu From Butter? 151 Countries, One Hodgepodge. Shake the Bottle, Wake the Wildbear. Say It With Robenhagen. Those are really good ...but you...

Angelspit wrote:Have You Had Your Angelspit Today?

Have you?

Well... I guess we just did.

I also gave it a shot, and guess what came first:

Every Angelspit Helps! - "bless me Angel with your healing spit."

The Realm of Windis (wow... just add an "i" in a word, and...) The Summer and the Mistress (they seem to love Mistresses :p) The Summer of the Children (of the Mistress? :p) Moon of the Sunset Twilight (say what?) The Fordujil Citadel (Ford HQ after bought by the Japanese?) The Heart of t...

wimfrits wrote:and ofcourse the famous badger http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com

I run that every time I have something to celebrate

This competes in hillarious stupidity with the llama song thing.

gravyluvr wrote:Rune Dream of El-Alf
...
Cost 800 Gold + 1 Cat
Special: Eats White Tigers

*looool* Good one!

Alf RULZ!

Currently reading... well, this forum of course. Sheesh! What a question.

* For the Neutral town: take the 300 HP Rust Dragon out of there (and in general - go back to the 750 HP one). It's very confusing when moving from one game version to another, to have in one a 300 HP one, and in another a 750 HP one. Gorynich is a nice choice there. Either create a 200 HP unupgrade...