The Heroes Round Table

Look what I got at that slogan generator thingy:
V3n0m: The Other White Meat.

Maybe there are too many people taking the Dante's Inferno test and he's been busy.

He's probably busy personally tormenting Hitler or something.

Hei... ma cam mandream cu asta... dar cred ca e putin chiar shi daca nu spamez... si spamez

Maybe it's a 3headed cat

Ba vorbiti fara mine? Eu nici la taverna n-am trecut inca de 500 posturi ))

How true! How true!

I sometimes hit my head on the wall near my bed at night. Am I doing karate in my sleep? dunno

What... just kiddin Bon apetit!

My sisters' cad hides under the bed or sofa and as soon as it sees something moving(like a foot) she jups out atacks it, scratches and bites and wraps around it for about 10 seconds then runs back into hiding.
Hmm this reminds me of another story.... but maybe later

I love this one I'll try to find one with a begger I know.

Oh sorry, I thought it was.. ehm... Look! a dragon! *runs away*

On what finger is that?

Lucifer, no, unfortunately I don't have any pictures. All the pictures I have are from my trip to Germany and I didn't bring my pets with me.

TT I can't believe you didn't post jokes with Bula, which is translated Bubble so I'll name him that. Bubbles' grandparent goes to a fortune teller. Fortune teller: "You shall be responsible for milions of deaths, ruined lives and destroied houses." Bubbles' grandfather: "That can not be! I am agood...

The funny thing abou the peanuts is that when I gave it one it didn't want it and left to chase flies(that's what she does, she chases bugs). And about the window thing... Well I was sitting alone in the kitchen when she jumpedon the table and took a position like it was about to pound on something ...

I took lessons when I was a kid but I forgot them. So I vote I can do a few steps..

You mean she tried to run through a closed door?My cat did that once No I mean it kept trying to steal peanuts from a bowl on the desk I was sitting at even though I was looking straight at her and she at me and I scared her off a few times. And the bowl was 20cm away from me. It also once tried to...

I have 2 dogs, strange named breed that I can't translate(or spell), but one is small and is with me right now and sleeping, he's 3 yo, blond, small(about40cm tall and 60cm long),cute, kinda dumb but not stupid and is named Misha(kuz his mom's rusian), we got him from a family that got him from anot...