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Postby Veldrynus » Feb 24 2006, 8:43

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Stop your foolishness at once ! My minions are not chicken, neither tailed balls. You will notice this when they bite you in the ass !
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Postby ThunderTitan » Feb 24 2006, 12:33

Never said they were chicken, just wondered if they taste like chicken.... :devious: cooked snake...
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Postby Orfinn » Feb 24 2006, 13:51

Cooked snake?
Hmm that may be tasty, gotta get some snakes first and the perfect place to find tasty snakes will be in the swamps, I'll go for an anaconda, but the problem is that it wont fit even in my largest saucepan :sad:
But I can always chop up the overgrown snake in smaller pieces :D
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Postby Veldrynus » Feb 24 2006, 16:27

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You have just earned a place on my Black List :gun:
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Postby Corribus » Feb 24 2006, 16:31

Orfinn wrote:Cooked snake?
Hmm that may be tasty, gotta get some snakes first and the perfect place to find tasty snakes will be in the swamps....

Well once you find those snakes, they're so fat that they shouldn't be too hard to catch. :D
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Postby Veldrynus » Feb 24 2006, 16:36

Black List is getting longer...
Veldryn 15:15 And Vel found a dirty old jawbone of a walrus and put forth his hand, and took it, and in his unholy rage, he slew thirty four thousand men and children therewith.

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Postby Gaidal Cain » Feb 24 2006, 17:56

Fat? Naah, it's just the head that's unnaturally large - but whether that's to house an high intelligence or a huge ego is not for me to guess :D
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Postby ThunderTitan » Feb 24 2006, 17:57

Maybe he just, you know, ate a mouse!?
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Postby Vlad976 » Feb 24 2006, 18:14

Or a tennis ball.
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Postby ThunderTitan » Feb 24 2006, 18:34

Yeah, i heard tennis balls are tasty. :rolleyes:
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Postby Corribus » Feb 24 2006, 18:39

Vlad976 wrote:Or a tennis ball.

Or a small moon.
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Postby Vlad976 » Feb 24 2006, 18:45

But, that would make it legitimately scary. And give it a real big mouth.
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Postby theLuckyDragon » Feb 24 2006, 18:51

Hey, why are you all picking on the nice little cute and cuddly snakey? Just look at it... so small and innocent-looking... prancing around happily, wiggling its tail... that fuzzy little natural-born killer. :)
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Postby Orfinn » Feb 24 2006, 19:49

theLuckyDragon wrote:Hey, why are you all picking on the nice little cute and cuddly snakey? Just look at it... so small and innocent-looking... prancing around happily, wiggling its tail... that fuzzy little natural-born killer. :)


Innocent???? It swallowed and killed a freaking moon!! :disagree:

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Postby theLuckyDragon » Feb 24 2006, 19:53

Oh big deal. Jupiter already has too many. And it's disadvantageous too. If he ever swallows an untransformed werewolf, he'll have severe indigestion at full moon.
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Postby Orfinn » Feb 24 2006, 20:14

Ouch...... :devious:

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Postby Panda Tar » Feb 24 2006, 20:18

Veldrynus wrote:@ ThunderTitan, Orfinn, Corribus, Panda Tar

Stop your foolishness at once ! My minions are not chicken, neither tailed balls. You will notice this when they bite you in the ass !


In the ass? :S That way, it hasn't a need to bite! :( Besides, it has swallowed a rounded galaxy already.

Oh! :shh:
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Postby Gaidal Cain » Feb 24 2006, 22:50

Soon someone will have it devouring the whole universe :rolleyes:
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Postby Wildbear » Feb 24 2006, 23:00

Yep, who would have think such a small snake could be that dangerous...
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Postby DaemianLucifer » Feb 28 2006, 6:38

Gaidal Cain wrote:Soon someone will have it devouring the whole universe :rolleyes:


Sorry,that cant be done because of...errr...some *burp*...sorry...technical dificulties *burp*...sorry :x


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