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Postby ThunderTitan » Dec 23 2008, 16:02

Are worse then us?! NOOOOOOOO......... quick, play more if you value your masculinity.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7796482.stm


Oh, and here's something for Milla to consider and all you pervs to enjoy:

Perhaps in support of this the survey revealed an unusually high level of bisexuality among the women who took part in the study - over five times higher than the general population.
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Postby Macros the Black » Dec 23 2008, 18:32

What we think might be at play is that it's not that games are good for you, it's that TV is bad for you

What if you watch tv while playing games? :P

None of this really surprised me, actually..

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Postby Ethric » Dec 23 2008, 19:56

Reminds me of this time long ago when me and a friend played Diablo on playstation. My friends sister came down into the basement to berate us male geeks, but then her friend said "Actually that game is quite fun." and ruined the whole thing by as a girl betraying an inclination towards games :D

In MMO's, women inclined to control freakery and social dictatorship can quite easily build a large following from the masses of stereotype male geeks who go sweaty at the mere mention of the word "boob". Seen it happen, ugly sight.
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Postby Angelspit » Dec 23 2008, 19:58

Boob, where, where?
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Postby Asheera » Dec 23 2008, 20:00

In some years there will be more of us than you playing games :P :D
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Postby Veldrynus » Dec 23 2008, 20:00

Stupid women... :mad:
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Postby Ethric » Dec 23 2008, 20:02

Asheera wrote:In some years there will be more of us than you playing games :P :D


But then the inflationary effect from the influx of women will mean you can't as easily get free stuff by hinting that you have boobs ;)
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Postby Borsuc » Dec 23 2008, 22:33

Who cares?

On the Internet no one knows who you are anyway -- children are the FBI though :P


Then again, statistics and surveys are always limited and misleading.
Cause the female players are more than 50% :tongue:

Not exactly the same if you take the female characters in games, where you may have 75%+ online female characters in some games :devious:
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Postby Kristo » Dec 24 2008, 4:54

My tabletop gaming group has one female member. I'm convinced we're better off because we have a girl around - an actual girl gamer and not just some tagalong who would rather be someplace else.
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Postby Macros the Black » Dec 24 2008, 6:58

Ethric wrote:But then the inflationary effect from the influx of women will mean you can't as easily get free stuff by hinting that you have boobs ;)

Ah, but you must have missed where they said alot of female gamers were bisexual :)

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Postby ThunderTitan » Dec 24 2008, 21:44

but they already have their own boobs... lesbians get everything.
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Postby Ethric » Dec 24 2008, 23:37

Macros the Black wrote:Ah, but you must have missed where they said alot of female gamers were bisexual :)


What I meant was that girls being common would mean that the value of what being a girl could get you diminishes. For example, if one in a hundred is a girl, she could get lots of freebies from the guys on that fact alone. But if half the players are girls, just being one wouldn't be enough to elicit freebies. I'm not sure how much it would help if they were bisexual.
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Postby Meandor » Dec 25 2008, 11:59

Ethric wrote:But then the inflationary effect from the influx of women will mean you can't as easily get free stuff by hinting that you have boobs ;)


On the other hand we might get free stuff by hinting that we have penis. Yay us!

but they already have their own boobs... lesbians get everything.


Yeah, they are like superior to everyone else or something :|
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Postby Veldrynus » Dec 25 2008, 14:11

Meandor wrote:
Ethric wrote:But then the inflationary effect from the influx of women will mean you can't as easily get free stuff by hinting that you have boobs ;)


On the other hand we might get free stuff by hinting that we have penis. Yay us!


Nah, the only place that would work is a secluded nuns-only monastery.


The new trends might indicate that women are increasingly turning into nerds too, which makes me worried. Leave the computers alone, b!tches!
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Postby PhoenixReborn » Dec 25 2008, 14:44

Veldrynus wrote:The new trends might indicate that women are increasingly turning into nerds too, which makes me worried. Leave the computers alone, b!tches!


What? Why?

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Postby Borsuc » Dec 25 2008, 20:23

Veldrynus wrote:The new trends might indicate that women are increasingly turning into nerds too, which makes me worried. Leave the computers alone, b!tches!
Good good, we need more nerds. They know they want it :proud:
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Postby ThunderTitan » Dec 25 2008, 23:15

Veldrynus wrote:
Meandor wrote:
Ethric wrote:But then the inflationary effect from the influx of women will mean you can't as easily get free stuff by hinting that you have boobs ;)


On the other hand we might get free stuff by hinting that we have penis. Yay us!


Nah, the only place that would work is a secluded nuns-only monastery.



And even then, it's only a free night of wild sex... if you last that long...
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Postby Veldrynus » Dec 26 2008, 14:18

The problem is that, nowadays the concerned parents are less likely to send their attractive daughters to monasteries to conserve their purity, and to make sure, somebody prays 24/7 for the benefit of the family. Today, the monasteries are full of women, who have chosen this path willingly, most likely because no one wanted to **** them in the first place. With other words: they are ugly as hell.

The issue with female nerds is that, they tend to exhibit the same willingness to care about their looks as their male counterparts. Until now, the only motivation for nerd guys to trying to reemerge in the Real Life was the hot chicks who dwelled in it. For centuries our civilization has prospered on men who were working their asses off, to impress the attractive women and to have sex with them. Now, if their number is shrinking, it can cause a catastrophe on global level! Stop destroying our civilization you b!tches!
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Postby Borsuc » Dec 26 2008, 14:32

Veldrynus wrote:For centuries our civilization has prospered on men who were working their asses off, to impress the attractive women and to have sex with them.
LOL just LOL.
Tell that to Einstein. :P
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Postby ThunderTitan » Dec 29 2008, 8:58

Pls, if men had limited themselves to only good looking women we'd be a dieing race...

The problem is that, nowadays the concerned parents are less likely to send their attractive daughters to monasteries to conserve their purity, and to make sure, somebody prays 24/7 for the benefit of the family.


Probably figured out using braces was easier.
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