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Postby DaemianLucifer » Feb 28 2006, 7:38

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Kalah still has it!Good one!I especially liked the "daem" reference!Although,Im feeling my other minnions squirming because TT got mentioned and they didnt.Maybe I should involve them a bit more,and put TT aside for a while :devious: :devil:

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Postby Thelonious » Feb 28 2006, 18:06

Kalah wrote:ThunderTitan: "Don't worry – I'll just switch on my automatic Mindless-Loonacy-Outpourer ® and set it up to watch the RT for new replies to my posts. It'll be like I've never left."


ThunderTitan can't be gone... That bit prooves it.
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Postby DaemianLucifer » Mar 1 2006, 6:58

Yeah,that feature of his was the most important reason I devoured him in the first place :devil:

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Postby Panda Tar » Mar 1 2006, 14:26

I've enjoyed Kalah's signature. I just can't figure out who that guy is. Or could it be a girl? :|
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Postby Kalah » Mar 6 2006, 15:25

Anchor: "In this week's feature, we have landed an interview with no one in particular; a big, stupid ugly ogre calling himself the admin of a dinner table slightly less square in shape than a usual one. Angelspit, welcome.
Angelspit: "Thanks... I think."
Anchor: "You do? There's a novelty, a boss with a brain."
Angelspit: "Hey, that rhymes."
Anchor: "Cool. Well, let's open up with a few questions from the audience, shall we? God knows they seem much more interested than I am. First… ah, here's a good one: What colour is your underwear?"
Angelspit: "Green, mostly. Goes with my skin. I've also got some white ones – at least they used to be white until I accidentally washed them along with my best pair of maroon disco trousers."
Anchor: "Right, here's another: You have appointed several minions to do lots of your dirty work for you. Is it laziness?"
Angelspit: "Actually, it's called delegation..."
Anchor: "Spell that, please?"
Angelspit: "De-le-ga-tion. I mean, the fact that I'm one of the few people on the board who actually have a life shouldn't take away this great forum experience from the members, and so I have enlisted a few devout followers to assist me."
Anchor: "Well, we've certainly experienced them first-hand, haven't we... Robenhagen, Gaidal Cain, Kalah – the list goes on, and the names, yes they do get worse... where did you find this crowd?"
Angelspit: "They just showed up one day."
Anchor: "I see, like the fungus?"
Angelspit: "How'd you know?"
Anchor: "I also have a question of my own: Are you really an ogre? Is that the real reason you never publicised a picture of yourself in the "real looks" thread?"
Angelspit: "What kind of interview is this?"
Anchor: "You think yours are any better?"
Angelspit: "I do."
Anchor: "Well, you're probably right. But there's not a lot of great material here, you know... Look at this list of questions – I mean, what kind of idiots are sending in stuff like this..?"
Angelspit: "Heheheeee, there, that's a good one."
Anchor: "Oh, yeah – hey, check this one out hiihiii..."
Angelspit: "... yeah, that guy is definitely still a virgin, ooh, man..."
Anchor: "oooh, can't breathe... OK, let's get serious again."
Angelspit: "Yes, let's."
Anchor: "I've got to pick on you some more – it's my job, no offence."
Angelspit: "That's fine.
Anchor: "You smell bad, you know that?"
Angelspit: "Yes, I take mud baths on Mondays."
Anchor: "Ah. Good thing the internet can't transfer smells. And that it can't scream. Now, after the Celestial Heavens site reopened in 2001, there were others helping out, I'm thinking of one person in particular – you know who I mean?"
Angelspit: "That must be Karyll. He's not that active any longer; he's got a real life too, and last I heard he was pursuing a career as village idiot of Fagaras or something."
Anchor: "OK, last question: What will the site have to offer once the new game is released?"
Angelspit: "Depends what we think about it. If it's good, we'll have contests of various kinds, creature polls, possibly some exploration into the StarForce issue... whereas if it's bad, we'll spit on the town hall floor and discuss the implementation of wedgies for the creators."
Anchor: "Thank you so much for coming, now please feel free to use our showers on your way out."
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Postby theLuckyDragon » Mar 6 2006, 15:37

Bravo, Bravo!!! : :tsup:

Who's gonna be next?

And what did happen to Karyll? Because if that Făgăraş (I know he's from Romania) thing is true, then he's in the same town with my grandparents.
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Postby DaemianLucifer » Mar 6 2006, 16:37

Hehe!Nice one,nice one.But AS has a life? :| I thought you moderators dont have a life at all! :devil:

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Postby Robenhagen » Mar 6 2006, 16:40

Actually we spend quite a good deal of our time concerned with our real life - everything has gotten so much easier since the release of the Automated Mod-Bot :D

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Postby ThunderTitan » Mar 6 2006, 16:52

a big, stupid ugly ogre


Doesn't Ogre kinda like already cover the Big, Stupid and Ugly parts!?
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Postby theLuckyDragon » Mar 6 2006, 16:59

Hey, haven't you seen Shrek? Ogres are like onions!
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Postby ThunderTitan » Mar 6 2006, 17:02

theLuckyDragon wrote:Hey, haven't you seen Shrek? Ogres are like onions!


Good for your health, but bad for ur breath? :| :tongue:
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Postby Orfinn » Mar 6 2006, 17:07

Exactly! Ugh, that stench....:ill: :devious:

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Postby Vlad976 » Mar 6 2006, 17:10

I always thought AS was an orc, hence his old RT title of Orcish Librarian...
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Postby Robenhagen » Mar 6 2006, 18:05

:shh: Shh - you're ruining Kalah's interview.

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Postby theLuckyDragon » Mar 6 2006, 18:37

@TT
No, silly. Layers. Ogres have layers.

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That would never cross my mind! 8| :angel:
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Postby gravyluvr » Mar 6 2006, 19:21

AS has multiple personalities so one must be an orc, and the other an ogre. ;|
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Postby ThunderTitan » Mar 6 2006, 19:52

theLuckyDragon wrote:@TT
No, silly. Layers. Ogres have layers.


Right, coz I have never seen the movie... :rolleyes:

And an Ogre = a really ugly orc... :tongue:
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Postby DaemianLucifer » Mar 8 2006, 9:53

theLuckyDragon wrote:@TT
No, silly. Layers. Ogres have layers.


TTs explanation sounds way better :devil:

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Postby [T]osHiro » Mar 11 2006, 13:11

A made the news... :disagree:

When will Kalah be the guest star? Then we could ask him what underwear he wears. :D
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Postby DaemianLucifer » Mar 11 2006, 17:42

a55a55in wrote:A made the news... :disagree:

When will Kalah be the guest star? Then we could ask him what underwear he wears. :D


Pink boxers with leprechauns all over them :devil:


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