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Postby Ethric » Oct 17 2008, 21:06

Never heard of it...
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Postby Kalah » Oct 17 2008, 21:07

Something my ex dragged in. She agreed it sucked, fortunately. I just looked it up on imdb.com and saw that they actually made a sequel to it... :rolleyes:
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Postby Asheera » Oct 17 2008, 21:19

Worst movie... hmm... nothing comes to mind for the moment, except Freddy vs Jason.
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Postby Veldrynus » Oct 17 2008, 22:29

Plan 9 from Outer Space is so f***** bad, it's almost a parody of film making. One of my favorites!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0052077/
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Postby darknessfood » Oct 17 2008, 23:39

2 days ago, we watched a documentary at school. It was about the world record attempt on DK Junior. That was funny, interesting, and sad at the same time...
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Postby Muszka » Oct 18 2008, 1:06

Kalah wrote:What's the worst movie you guys have ever seen?
You mean like watching it from the beginning til end? I think it was Once Upon a Time in Mexico. If I include those that I couldn't watch till the end... man, there would be an awfully long list!
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Postby Kalah » Oct 18 2008, 1:41

Yes, you have to suffer your way through the whole thing just to make sure it doesn't improve in the final scene. It happens. Rarely, but it happens.

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It didn't happen with the "Cabin..." film.

Oh, and Vel, that Plan 9 film is a bit of a given, isn't it.. I mean, we know that's really bad, it's probably on everybody's bottom-ten list... but can you name some others..?
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Postby Veldrynus » Oct 18 2008, 2:11

There are three main types of bad films:

- a film that's so bad, that it works like an unintentional comedy: Plan 9, Battlefield Earth
- a film that's simply so bad it's painful to watch: Epic Movie, Son of the Mask
- a film that's labeled "Art", nevertheless you find it boring as hell: creations of Pasolini, Godard, and Antonioni.
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Postby Elvin » Oct 18 2008, 9:25

Jet Li's Legend of the Red Dragon, stupid from beginning to end.
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Postby Muszka » Oct 18 2008, 9:49

Kalah wrote:I mean, we know that's really bad, it's probably on everybody's bottom-ten list...
Hey I never saw that. :)
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Postby Chai26 » Oct 18 2008, 10:18

Veldrynus wrote:There are three main types of bad films:

- a film that's so bad, that it works like an unintentional comedy: Plan 9, Battlefield Earth
- a film that's simply so bad it's painful to watch: Epic Movie, Son of the Mask
- a film that's labeled "Art", nevertheless you find it boring as hell: creations of Pasolini, Godard, and Antonioni.


don forget B movies with their amazing special effects which which will even fool the likes of corribus into thinking they are real :D
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Postby Veldrynus » Oct 18 2008, 10:26

It's a must see, along with Tim Burton's Ed Wood.
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Postby Asheera » Oct 18 2008, 11:35

JasonX was also very silly.

I know it's not the worst movie ever, but the worse ones I haven't seen from beginning till end.
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Postby Chai26 » Oct 18 2008, 13:18

Asheera wrote:JasonX was also very silly.

I know it's not the worst movie ever, but the worse ones I haven't seen from beginning till end.


wise, asheera, wise
unlike some of us that arent so wise and watched thru the whole movie :(
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Postby Angelspit » Oct 18 2008, 14:18

Saw Harold and Kumar 2... That was particularly bad, and it spoiled the good memories I had from the first one (which remains one of my favorite comedies). Fart and gross jokes usually make me giggle even though I kow they are silly, but in that case it was just pointless. NPH's performance was just priceless on the other hand.

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Postby Muszka » Oct 18 2008, 15:18

Chai26 wrote:wise, asheera, wise
unlike some of us that arent so wise and watched thru the whole movie :(
Hey :mad: I was just lazy to switch the channel :tongue:
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Postby Caradoc » Oct 18 2008, 22:45

Worst movie:

May I suggest Kazaam (1996), starring Shaquille O'Neal, Written and Directed by Paul Michael Glaser (Starsky of Starsky & Hutch)
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Postby darknessfood » Oct 18 2008, 23:54

Yeah, it's really bad. Go check hw bad it really is right here...
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Postby Muszka » Oct 19 2008, 4:23

I know which one is the worst movie: the RL. But one thing is sure, at least sometimes it's really surprising.
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Postby Chai26 » Oct 19 2008, 9:51

too many bad movies to list here, esp so much B movies i see in cinemax, hbo and star movies
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