Pointless but Funny Links

[darknessfood]

Well, I found it on google by accident, but it was good for quite a laught

[ThunderTitan]

[Asheera]

Epic Fail

Even more epic fail

Another Screw-up


Also, a quote from Luc's post at HC (about H5 creatures):

Arch Mages already uses high powered Laser shooting beams of destruction just like Earths' impossible to deviate laser beams. Just make sure that none of your own units are in the middle of the planned laser attack or, you might as well kill them in the process. The plain Mages are using a ball of energy just like a photon torpedo does but even more powerful than that of a mere torpedo. It does not have a limited range capability and, will kill upto 4 units in a row before disappearing off the battlefield and probably knocking down several trees in the woods before fading into nothingness.

Mini arties can have the effect of a gargoyle and a golem becoming powerful shooters. And, aren't gargoyles and golems magically empowered artificial beings such as robots are(Wizards).

Dark Elves and Light Elves possesses these laser and energy(electricity)bound beams and balls of seemingly unstoppable power.

Haven's Crossbowmen with the armor piercing' extremely missile like very long and very precise like missile projectile like arrow.

All types of Liches in the Necromancers' alignment also uses high beam powered lasers with evil cloud dispersements upon contact of the target.

The dwarves' Spearwielders ability to throw a lance as fast as light speed and ignores armory of the enemy plus, the Rune Mage can also shoot an unstoppable(by mystic resistance) ball of energy.

The Evil Eyed Cyclops has the ability to back-up and laser beam one of any attacking enemy units in the battlefield(Orcs)and, the first upgrade of the flying green(level 6)lizard beast can fry the enemy unit's stack by using high powered electricity bolts.

The Succubi Mistress can use a high powered electical energy based beam to fry the enemy unit's stack at the other end of the battlefield. The Arch Devils can both Teleport the entire stack in front of the enemy units stacks at the other end of the battlefield entirely on the first round of combat and, attack in the same time at maximum hit points' effectiveness.

So, eight out of eight factions of HoMM 5: T.o.t.E. are already using late 21st and possibly the 22nd century's extremely advanced technologically bound energy based weaponry(Star-Trek's and beyond as well). What in the world is mere gunpowder's fire explosion hand weaponry's extremely non-precise in reputation has to do with today's and tomorrow's(future's) so-called too futuristic in technology's influence onto this quite advanced game? Answer: It does not.

This is like saying that if the SS Enterprise goes back in time upto today's time frame, it's crew could get infuenced by our pre-historic like mere matter based projectile's gunpowder launched gun. Hmm...I really do not think so.

[Angelspit]

OrionPax's posts (he uses different alias) are always entertaining, especially when they deal with computer problems.

[Asheera]

OrionPax? That was his nick? I don't know why but I thought it was LPatenaude

[Angelspit]

That was his nickname here in any case. He also used Optimus-something on the official forum.

[Asheera]

Strange. I remember that at Ubi Forums his nick was PatenaudeLuc.

Also, I found Lpatenaude here. Is this that OrionPax guy or you were referring to someone else?

[Gaidal Cain]

Yes, that's him.

[Avonu]

Can genie guess about who are you thinking?

http://en.akinator.com/

[Angelspit]

Strange. I remember that at Ubi Forums his nick was PatenaudeLuc.

That's after he first got banned if I remember well.

[Ethric]

Can genie guess about who are you thinking?

http://en.akinator.com/

Yep. Though I wouldn't really call it real magic psychicness, it took an awful lot of questions

[Asheera]

It says "Page Not Found" for me

[Ethric]

It was a bit slow on the loading, had to restart the chain of questions once. Probably the traffic from all the people requiring psychic assistance.

[Asheera]

Ok it worked now.

He guessed it the second time (had to press 'More Questions' first since it was incorrect)

[ThunderTitan]

Raziel and Karan S'jet didn't cut it... But Catherine Ironfist and Sandro where a resounding success...

[Ethric]

I used Optimus Prime, quite an easy one.

Now he guessed Ash, Julius Caesar and Obelix, but failed at Zapp Branningan. Guessed Brock Samson, whoever that is. Hah!, now I can let the link go

[Asheera]

If you're wondering, mine was Xena (the one that was guessed the second time, as I said above)

[ThunderTitan]

Guessed Brock Samson, whoever that is.

Watch Venture Bros immediately... go,go,go...

[Ethric]

A short but accurate glimpse into the career of Napoleon

[Angelspit]

Japanese Toilet Training, with subtitles.

Pa, Pa, Pants Man!