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Unread postby HodgePodge » 18 Jul 2008, 20:13

Panda Tar wrote:oisters
Did you mean oysters? :)

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Unread postby Asheera » 18 Jul 2008, 20:15

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Unread postby jeff » 18 Jul 2008, 20:15

an oister by any other name is just an mollusk

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Unread postby Panda Tar » 18 Jul 2008, 20:54

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Unread postby Lord Lakely » 18 Jul 2008, 20:58

Dragon

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Unread postby HodgePodge » 18 Jul 2008, 21:47

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Unread postby jeff » 18 Jul 2008, 23:02

food_fight.

The Rage Rages On:

The carrot was taking Kalah's green breath creation into the bar strolled what could become so spectacular that we should support every panda maniac. Antidisestablishmentarianism should not worry that Gordon manipulated time by switching sundials therefore leaping away into oblivion. Strangely, antidisestablishmentarianism mathematically computes the squareroot of 42! Nonchalantly, carrots have big plans to eliminate rabbits. Carnivorous mushrooms shoot every spore at the moose; forge on to Bracada because it derives bubblegum feverishly over nothing inconspicuous. But bunnies aren't going shopping under earmuffs.

The singer modulated Frodo's left ear while poking Corribus with a ladle covered with mucus from pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, but also minestrone. After that, forty-two cockroaches made love underneath the fourposter thingamajig. However, the carrots' flowers didn't enjoy pancakes, thus Chuck_Norris cried stimulating Kenny into suicide. Consequently, Lost jumped out of the mango-shaped hippopotamus right before Kalah kissed the gorilla king while skipping along the quicksand.

Meanwhile, frosty bear shaped like the other unknown Venom_Spawn accidentally born grownup after joining a yellow guinea_pig foaming umbrella. Lightning fell upon the vampire bat's gigantic wings, including bubbly hysteria amongst half-witted, banana-shaped, partially-deflated, cross-eyed submarine sandwiches. So, lemons gradually garnished the Lithuanian cows with pink slugs and rusty sunglasses, notwithstanding, the mustard oozing putrid stench purified carrots.

However, dancing dinosaurs battered away giant rabbit droppings and voluptuous basketballs sized into marbles. Within Uranus, angry wombles moped at perverse pedestrians between manholes which giant Manticores dig in fresh manure. Irreproachable looping took sexual amoeba disturbance to divide horizontally during uncertain apoplectic, perpendicular fishermen tossing a pale porcupine.

The next moose tiptoed through wild onions filled with slaughtered leprechauns condoms and darkessfood disappeared into limbo barking melodically, like squealing marshmallows suffering roasting spasms. Wizards waited wistfully for widgets wallowing with Panda Tar's wisdom weakly appeared when whippersnappers whacked weeds from massive roaches wearing wobbly berets with wormeaten pigbrains in pillboxes.

When McMuffins eat McGyvers, whilst jumping large boobs with giant headphones, shaped like Angelspit's eyelashes, playing some gondolas, gallant beer riders drooling while sang ballads. Meanwhile, hydrogen induced metamorphosis in boobs causes Clinton to hyperventilate and excrete putrid cd's rather than wrubbing alligators with fedora's nimble barnicles.

Meanwhile, existentialists choked on secret philosophical snickerdoodles causing yellow cabs to masturbate maniacally while holding strange objects. By now bicycling ThunderTitan forgot to brush his eyebrows like a Frenzied_Gnasher with drool dripping from every hole, thus drinking all lemonade infused into Kalah's whirligig. "Do find a child eating grasshoppers, good chocolate-dipped oysters filled with cream," PineappleMan cackled while juggling wimfrit's upside_down coconuts. Also, ThunderTitan crashed a melon on his left testicle, "ouch!" was the expected exclamation before Bill Gates anus belched into unchloroformed perfume.

Westerly winds whipped Whoppers™ wildly. Then they smelled antediluvian and asparagus surfing, being flabbergasted, they enunciated van_Basten, urgent with roosters that ate Metallica monotonous morbid angels acrobatically defied every salt slab there in town. Suddenly, soaps suckerpunched Sasquatch and Quetzalcoatl so sperm whales spit speckled sprouts suffering salmonella.

Fluorescent bespectacled barnacles were attached to sides of beef with silvery starfish letters engraved onto Lara_Croft's toe, tapping gently on the tintinabulating freezer-sauna when suddenly, a killer emerged below Voldemort's vacuum_cleaner sucking M&M's with psychotic trees, sheep, and gummibears. Now that spurred birdlike tv's blare to mooh mambo drums. Besides, pickles deep_fried are likely king of warts without tiny molecules underneath their wrinkled, slimy fingernails and_arms. Josephine, gargled Listerine, sitting demurely, hands_aloft, poking fun at Hooter's exposed toenails painted menacingly mauve.

Meanwhile, jeff balanced on the flippery fin of one spam covered tuna. One kookaburra looked spam while chewing worms between crevasses, brie inexplicably spit over Mount Olympus. "Holy Hand-Grenades!" Batman tumbled Robin around Jolly Joker’s apartment. Hooligans ate pistachios spam casserole rolled castles penguinating purple platypuses eggs. Infiltrator implemented invisible sunglasses onto gravyluvr's dark_place, as scalloped_potatoes mooh'ed as fried frankfurters. Sadly, bunnies bounced rabidly between Master Malustar who depleted Uranium umbrellas within Cleopatra's Nikes™ laces.

Zigzagging HodgePodge could willy-nilly slowly, pondering Ping-Pong, wig-wagging unwillingly, while hairy HodgePodge combed her spam lovingly into Gargantuans. Berserkers hesitantly berserked my bongos, as cardboard butterflies fluttered above smoldering piles of chocolate. Afterwards luminaries dove into Jello™ with orange marbles, aligned parallel across Krewlod plains.

Nonetheless, HodgePodge!!! Jimmy_Cliff's bong licking it stonily fondling hurriedly though, as Milla sang. Dangerous pompoms bounced merrily around without ice_cream bananas covered completely in toxic stew, while Sandro ThunderTitan propelled mitochondria paused like intravenous drug from Guantanamo_Bay men's Tinkertoys™. Suddenly, Obama skydived into neverending vortexes from Hil-dog's most colorful office floral arrangements baskets; Madonna bongos along so gyromagnetically linked that her whatchamacallit started circling Lord Lakely's G-string causing midgets to leap infected toward the soup.

Incidentally, dogbiscuits started berserking buffalo wings that suddenly burst wide open. Without flamethrowers HodgePodge attempted to get 15,000 marshmallows toasted and a55a55in twirled upside-down with miniature sparrows hammering and bobbling non-stop. JollyJoker, contemplating the quote chewed weasels. but suddenly a ballerina crashed into Mary Poppin's underpants disgracefully vibrating her kite huefully without an incredible display, thus Borsuc became cross-eyed, pigeon-toed, awesome and lost.

Elsewhere, many bandits stole flatulent muffins from theLuckyDragon's secret swampy, perfumed wonderbra's intestinal lining. Unfortunately winterfate fell on hailstones of Japan's coast, diturbing Elvin's lackluster because everyone juggled and touched bouncing bullets from Bruce_Willis's moustache. Therefore bandaids were immediately evaporated by disintegrating bulbs exploding rolemodels while someone threw Ram Testes on Cindy_Lauper, face mites.

Asheera was lucky, bulky, dangling, wacky, but not wobbly so she managed to leak information about Ethric's mental related disease. However nobody upended Upendi, thus snakes have beer-infused carrots for dinner and breakfast before someone takes Banana_Phones because Sir William S Titan destroyed neither. Incidentally, two groundhogs collided with five badgers, banging kettles like pots and pumpkins. Meanwhile, Panda Tar dilly dallied like mustaches and belly buttons, when Corribus caught flies with his Nitroglycerine firecrackers.

Incredibly, powerful straws sprayed onto Michael Scofield's IQ resulting in confusing situations and Jolly Jokerquotes. Consequently, ideas sprang from bellybuttons that rubbed, popped but didn't incinerate everything maroon unexpectedly did blast though. It was raining daisies petals of squareroots round, so Asheera gave someone carrot_cake bunnies. Fifty-five flabbergasted, pestering, childish Chimera set upon Lord Lakely, ruining the great day ahead. Angry Panda Tar smashed bamboo sticks with a bunny puppet and twelve giggling giraffes singing Hakuna_Matata. He outspoke belligerently even without peeling lemons while chickens aggressively seek the hatchets sold to killer_tomatoes.

Suddenly, Kalah crushed Panda Tar and Corribus blew himself up with a baseball bat loaded with explosive dimples. Pol annoyed Wimfrits and with the aid of socks, wore Kalah entwined and cheek-glued Ethric to atomic, extraterrestrial, and mutated Berserk Combat Hamsters Exterminators. Within reach of Mr. Peabody , were George Bush, who tripped himself against his giant stupidity and his microscopic brain and sex-appeal. Recklessly woofing down George was Wolverine who slashed chickens brutally with his razor-sharp OmegaDestroyer. Johnny prayed to Namus so Borsuc absent-minded as Lord Lakely took pills made from castor_oil Nitroglycerine and extremely potent badgers.

Elsewhere Elvin creeped the Dungeon darkness slithering like gorillas, but Kalah washed away all diapers dripping disgusting stamps, feet first, and ThunderTitan babbled without permission saying, "all I care about is fuzzy, shiny, red, circular, screw, molding molehills". Raging gleefully about everybody, darknessfoood tiptoed and lurked silently unitl Asheera intimidated Lord Lakely, who with no hesitation fled to his cave, closing down the entire world, obliterating peanuts with plasma-phlegm-diapers slinging oisters against the neverending awakening Dragon Zombies food_fight.
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Unread postby winterfate » 18 Jul 2008, 23:27

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Unread postby darknessfood » 18 Jul 2008, 23:37

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You can either agree with me, or be wrong...

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Unread postby HodgePodge » 19 Jul 2008, 01:11

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Unread postby jeff » 19 Jul 2008, 01:16

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Unread postby wimfrits » 19 Jul 2008, 05:42

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Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

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Unread postby Asheera » 19 Jul 2008, 11:49

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Unread postby Lord Lakely » 19 Jul 2008, 12:03

Handpuppets

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Unread postby Borsuc » 19 Jul 2008, 12:07

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Unread postby Asheera » 19 Jul 2008, 13:22

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Unread postby blacktrance » 19 Jul 2008, 13:40

because

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Unread postby Lord Lakely » 19 Jul 2008, 13:44

Cheese (:tongue:)

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Unread postby HodgePodge » 19 Jul 2008, 14:52

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Unread postby Asheera » 19 Jul 2008, 15:16

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