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Jobs you'd do for one day

Unread postby Kristo » 28 Jan 2008, 14:52

I've often seen people doing jobs and think, "Wow that looks like fun." But then I think about it and figure I'd quit after about a day. Ever seen a job you'd do for one day? In the grand WWW tradition of list-making, here's my list:

1. Commercial airline pilot
2. Bowling alley pinsetter mechanic
3. MetroLink train operator
4. Flare bartender
5. Just about any job at the U.S. Mint
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Unread postby Metathron » 28 Jan 2008, 15:21

Jobs?

How dare you insult me so!
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Unread postby Kalah » 28 Jan 2008, 15:33

1. F1 driver.
2. Fighter pilot.
3. Highway patrol police.
4. Tester for the Michelin guide.
5. Detonation expert.
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Unread postby darknessfood » 28 Jan 2008, 15:41

1: clown
2: truckdriver
3: doctor
4: train dude (the one who runs the train)
5: policeman
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Unread postby okrane » 28 Jan 2008, 15:53

1. Gigolo
2. Hit Man
3. Unemployed
4. Astronaut
5. a five star restaurant Chef
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Unread postby Veldrynus » 28 Jan 2008, 17:15

1. porn actor
Veldryn 15:15 And Vel found a dirty old jawbone of a walrus and put forth his hand, and took it, and in his unholy rage, he slew thirty four thousand men and children therewith.
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Unread postby arturchix » 28 Jan 2008, 17:19

1. FBI agent
2. astronaut
3. president of a country
4. F1 pilot
5. sapper (I probably wouldn't need all the formalities to quit after the first try)
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Unread postby Metathron » 28 Jan 2008, 17:31

Jobs you'd do for one day
Kalah wrote:5. Detonation expert.
Figures.
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Unread postby ByteBandit » 28 Jan 2008, 19:01

1. Hard Liquor taste tester
2. New Car test driver
3. Condom tester
4. Matress tester

All on the same day.
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Unread postby Milla aka. the Slayer » 28 Jan 2008, 19:06

1. Candy taste tester :D
2. Famous Hollywood actress cause they make tons of money each day :D
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Unread postby PhoenixReborn » 28 Jan 2008, 19:13

okrane wrote:1. Gigolo
I'm not sure you thought that one all the way through.
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Unread postby PhoenixReborn » 28 Jan 2008, 19:14

Veldrynus wrote:1. porn actor
Wait, you mean you aren't one?
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Unread postby PhoenixReborn » 28 Jan 2008, 19:15

Milla aka. the Slayer wrote:1. Candy taste tester :D


Best one yet!

1. Professional footballer.
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 28 Jan 2008, 19:38

1. Heir to a Fortune...

PhoenixReborn wrote: Wait, you mean you aren't one?
He no got money to buy camera...
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Unread postby Sir William S Titan » 28 Jan 2008, 19:48

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Unread postby Veldrynus » 28 Jan 2008, 21:51

PhoenixReborn wrote:
Veldrynus wrote:1. porn actor
Wait, you mean you aren't one?
Not officially.
Veldryn 15:15 And Vel found a dirty old jawbone of a walrus and put forth his hand, and took it, and in his unholy rage, he slew thirty four thousand men and children therewith.
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Unread postby Kalah » 28 Jan 2008, 23:51

AAAHH!! 8| That picture on my retina... I can never watch porn again!!
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Unread postby Veldrynus » 29 Jan 2008, 00:02

My job is done here! :D
Veldryn 15:15 And Vel found a dirty old jawbone of a walrus and put forth his hand, and took it, and in his unholy rage, he slew thirty four thousand men and children therewith.
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Unread postby Elvin » 29 Jan 2008, 00:24

Hmm let's see :D

1)Team mascot - That would cause some good laughs!

2)Police trainer. Assuming I ever had the skill it would be interesting to try.

3)Professional boxer. Yes after a day's beating I would not want any more of it!

4)Teacher. I am a patient guy but not sure how it would measure against a class that is bent on mischief :D

5)Goal keeper. That would make me really tense, no chance I could keep doing that.
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Unread postby okrane » 29 Jan 2008, 00:34

Kalah wrote:AAAHH!! 8| That picture on my retina... I can never watch porn again!!
good boy...

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