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AAARRRR .... It be that day again

Postby asandir » Sep 19 2007, 1:43

International Talk Like a Pirate Day 2007

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
(We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show was"dark" the week of Sept. 19.)

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)
They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.

You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?

Wanna shiver me timbers?

I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.

Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.

That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.

Let's get together and haul some keel.

That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.

Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates

By popular demand ...

10. What are YOU doing here?

9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)

8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"

6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"

4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

2. RAMMING SPEED!

...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:

1. You. Pants Off. Now!
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Postby HodgePodge » Sep 19 2007, 4:55

Nay, get ye back from wence ye came, and watch yer tongue ye blimey bilge rat, argh! Before Me turn yer "long john" int' a stub, argh!

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Postby asandir » Sep 19 2007, 6:43

:rofl:

nice
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Postby Elvin » Sep 19 2007, 7:19

Ya scurvy sea dog ahoy! Bring out the rum and fetch the wenches! :-D
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Postby vhilhu » Sep 19 2007, 18:36

i find this holiday insulting towards all software developers worldwide. btw its mentioned in wikipedia frontpage, in the "what holidays are today" section. now could you believe it. i see this as a direct assault of wikipedia towards the intellectual property of microsoft.

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Postby ThunderTitan » Sep 19 2007, 21:58

Ninja'd....
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Postby ScarlettP » Sep 19 2007, 23:35

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Postby Infiltrator » Sep 19 2007, 23:43

So all pirated software is legal today? :P

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Postby Elvin » Sep 19 2007, 23:46

Not anymore :)
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Postby Zamolxis » Sep 20 2007, 0:23

Infiltrator wrote:So all pirated software is legal today? :P

Nay, but it's kewl! :D (today only)
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Postby winterfate » Sep 20 2007, 1:43

Argh!! Where's me eyepatch?!

Bloody 'ell! Don't make me throw ye over the plank! :)

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Postby asandir » Sep 21 2007, 0:06

well that was an interesting diversion, but it's all done now :)
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Postby Kareeah Indaga » Sep 21 2007, 14:43

Sadly, yes. :(

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Postby HodgePodge » Sep 21 2007, 17:02

asandir wrote:Ahoy, well that be an intarstin' di'ersion, but tis' all done now Gar. :)

Aye, until next year then matey! Me bonnie parrot bids thee adieu.
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Postby asandir » Sep 21 2007, 22:48

me blistering barnacles do the same .... sounds like i might need to go see a doctor about that :D
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