In what way is that bizzare?! I find "rampant" is a better word for describing what that is.Jolly Joker wrote:Well, the bizarre thing here seems to be that the Church itself is very obviously guilty of some of those new deadly sins.
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Chuck Norris the only WMD in Iraq: US troops
Hollywood action star Chuck Norris - known for his martial arts prowess and tough-guy image - has become a cult figure among the US military in Iraq and an unlikely hero for some in Iraq's security forces.
A small cardboard shrine is dedicated to Norris at a US military helicopter hub in Baghdad, and soldiers say comments lauding the manliness and virility of the actor have been left on toilet walls across Iraq and neighbouring Kuwait.
"The fastest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist," reads one message at the shrine, which consists of a signed photo of the actor surrounded by similar statements.
"Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter," reads one.
"Chuck Norris divides by zero," reads another.
Known as Norris "facts", the claims have already become an internet phenomenon. Scores are featured on www.chucknorrisfacts.com, including "Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas" and "There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma".
The actor has visited Iraq several times and was made an honorary Marine last year.
Some 20 US military personnel and support staff spoken to by Reuters could recite at least one Norris "fact", despite many having not visited the website.
US troops in Iraq say his support for them and Norris's invincible image has made him their idol. They insist the exaggerated and satirical claims are not meant to mock him.
"The jokes all add to his legend. They're not derogatory. He's an icon," said Sergeant Joe Lindsay at a base in Fallujah in Iraq's Western Anbar province, which Norris has visited.
'One of the guys'
Bearded and muscled, Norris shot to fame fighting kung fu legend Bruce Lee in the 1972 film The Way of the Dragon. Later films show him devastating groups of men with one kick.
"Norris visited Iraq when violence was its worst and other celebrities were skittish. He's one of the guys," US military public affairs officer specialist Mark Braden said in Baghdad.
"The Marines love him. He's like a mythical legend," Staff Sergeant Amy Forsythe in Fallujah said.
Soldiers cited many reasons for his appeal.
Some appreciated his films and fighting ability - Norris is a martial arts guru, and many of his films have military themes.
Others said the masculine and plainly dressed actor was an antidote to the preening and moisturised metrosexual male.
Some praised his Christian and political values. The actor recently endorsed Republican Party presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee - though in the spirit of the Norris "facts", Marines argued it was Mr Huckabee who endorsed Norris.
"He's helped us a lot. The appeal is also his martial arts, and sheer physical presence ... I don't think I go a day without hearing a Norris joke," said Corporal Ricardo Jones in Fallujah.
An Iraqi Chuck Norris
Norris's appeal is not restricted to US troops either. At an Iraqi police graduation ceremony in Fallujah, graduates called out for their "Chuck Norris" to pose with them for photos.
"Truthfully, I didn't know who he was. I asked the Americans and they said he was a great fighter, and that's why they named me after him. They showed me a video and it's true - he's a great fighter" said police trainer Mohammed Rasheed.
With his handle-bar moustache, Mr Rasheed has a vague resemblance to Norris.
Another police trainer said Norris was a role model for the police in Fallujah, which until 2007 was an Al Qaeda stronghold and the scene of fierce battles with security forces.
"I've seen his videos. He's a hero. He saves the city, he protects women and children and he fights crime wherever it is. We should all be like Chuck Norris," Khaled Hussein said.
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Post-traumatic stress disorder.... or Norris worship as is known in medical circles.
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Man burned alive for 'not washing feet'
A Chinese bride burned her new husband to death after he got into bed without washing his feet following a drunken argument, Chinese media have reported.
"Wang and his wife, Luo, were married on February 2. The couple, however, frequently fought over trivial things while still on their honeymoon," the official Xinhua news agency quoted a local newspaper.
The report said the couple, from the central province of Hubei, had another fight on the night of March 4.
"In frustration they together drank a bottle of liquor to ease their anger," the report said.
"About 10:00pm (local time), Luo watched her husband get into bed without cleaning or washing his feet.
"In a fit of anger and intoxication, she set fire to the sheet he was sleeping in."
The report added that Mr Wang awoke and the couple fought again before Mr Wang, still drunk, collapsed.
"As fire engulfed the bedroom. Luo escaped to the living room, leaving her other half to burn," it said.
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72-year-old light bulb still shines!
There's an article in Aftenposten (The Evening Paper), a Norwegian newspaper, about a 72 year old lightbulb which still works today. Possibly an error in production.
Can't be bothered with translating the article, though; it's not that interesting.
There's an article in Aftenposten (The Evening Paper), a Norwegian newspaper, about a 72 year old lightbulb which still works today. Possibly an error in production.
Can't be bothered with translating the article, though; it's not that interesting.
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Error?! That's the Highlander... bulb. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE... bulb.
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Pity there's no image of the bulb...
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OK, I missed the link somehow, but now after seeing it, I wonder how could they know that the bulb is from 1936? I mean isn't all this just a prepared news thing? 72 years are a little much. The chinease bulbs I use last maximum 1 year but if I use them outdoor won't last a month.
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That just didn't convinced me. Never mind, if they say, than it can be. But I'll be skeptic.
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Here at South, most of the lightbulbs I use at home last more than 4, 5 years. At my other home, Rondônia, at North, they used to last even more. Maybe lightbulbs last longer at hotter places?
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Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years
Girlfriend was physically stuck to the seat — her skin had grown around it
NESS CITY, Kan. - Deputies said a woman in western Kansas sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years, and they're investigating whether she was mistreated.
Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said a man called his office last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend.
Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.
“We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital,” Whipple said. “The hospital removed it.”
Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.
“She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body,” Whipple said. “It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself.”
He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.
“And her reply would be, ‘Maybe tomorrow,”’ Whipple said. “According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.”
The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that “there was something wrong with his girlfriend,” Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.
Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was “somewhat disoriented,” and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.
“She said that she didn’t need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave,” he said.
She was taken to a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.
Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.
Police have declined to release the couple’s names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.
The case has been the buzz in Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.
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Soon In Germany, U.S. Ph.D. = Dr.
By Sarah Everts
Scientists in Germany with U.S.-acquired doctoral degrees will soon be able to use the "Dr." title without fear of criminal prosecution.
In Germany, the "Dr." title is reserved for individuals who acquired their doctoral degrees in Germany or other European Union countries. Using the title without government consent is considered a criminal offense, carrying a maximum penalty of one year in jail.
Seven directors at Germany's prestigious Max Planck Institutes with Ph.D.s from respected institutions such as Stanford University are facing or have faced charges of impersonating a "Dr." (C&EN, March 10, page 11).
Since publication of the incidents involving the Max Planck directors, however, a conference of German state education ministers has agreed that people with doctoral degrees from U.S. institutions can legally use the "Dr." title in Germany. The only stipulation is that their Ph.D.-granting institution must be recognized by the Carnegie Foundation for the Advancement of Teaching, an independent California-based policy and research center devoted to the cause of higher education. The 16 German states must now turn the ministers' resolution into law.
"I think this decision is just great," says Ian T. Baldwin, a director at the Max Planck Institute for Chemical Ecology and a Cornell University alumnus who has faced charges of misusing the "Dr." title. "Science is globalized. It's good to see the German educational system adjusting to this."
Analogous recognition for people with doctoral degrees from Australia, Israel, Japan, Canada, and Russia is also currently being considered by the education ministers.
Soon In Germany, U.S. Ph.D. = Dr.
By Sarah Everts
Scientists in Germany with U.S.-acquired doctoral degrees will soon be able to use the "Dr." title without fear of criminal prosecution.
In Germany, the "Dr." title is reserved for individuals who acquired their doctoral degrees in Germany or other European Union countries. Using the title without government consent is considered a criminal offense, carrying a maximum penalty of one year in jail.
Seven directors at Germany's prestigious Max Planck Institutes with Ph.D.s from respected institutions such as Stanford University are facing or have faced charges of impersonating a "Dr." (C&EN, March 10, page 11).
Since publication of the incidents involving the Max Planck directors, however, a conference of German state education ministers has agreed that people with doctoral degrees from U.S. institutions can legally use the "Dr." title in Germany. The only stipulation is that their Ph.D.-granting institution must be recognized by the Carnegie Foundation for the Advancement of Teaching, an independent California-based policy and research center devoted to the cause of higher education. The 16 German states must now turn the ministers' resolution into law.
"I think this decision is just great," says Ian T. Baldwin, a director at the Max Planck Institute for Chemical Ecology and a Cornell University alumnus who has faced charges of misusing the "Dr." title. "Science is globalized. It's good to see the German educational system adjusting to this."
Analogous recognition for people with doctoral degrees from Australia, Israel, Japan, Canada, and Russia is also currently being considered by the education ministers.
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Dammit, people with Ph.D.'s belong in jail... germany is getting softer and softer since WW2...
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