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Unread postby Gaidal Cain » 27 Dec 2006, 10:49

Kalah.

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The carrot imploded as it went over the rim and celebrated while thousands of roosters played Golf. Meanwhile, Milla fell between the big dwarven monuments depicting some short and fuzzy llamas. Then, seventy-two moose struck Milla in the left tentacle and quickly ran through the Chimney. Amusingly, it was Santa's pudgy feet which first forgot to levitate like ghost's boobytraps could.

The randy Stefan couldn't help as if the hammer was made in particularily runic and rhapsodizing places with a yellow warhammer shocking the beast and humbling it around the other way.

Unfortunetaly, someone decided to bring a hot piece of coal with his enourmous gifts, but surprisingly, there was spaghetti and peanuts everywere on the floor in the bathroom next to a mouse and not some banana.

Meanwhile in front of Santa's penthouse, a werewolf jumped high into a fruitcake covered with salty sardines. That was fishy! But a whiplash sent Chickens flying over Moscow, singing in harsh voices and screaming for more forks.

Rudolph cried like a baby when Santa spanked him while frowning, because of some gremlins who cooked tasty meals over massive magma dragons and danced merrily. The next river is flaming brimstone amongst fallen Hegelians.

Suddenly, several kamikazes bombarded vanilla missles toward Santa's carrots, and ravished strongmen attacked all the little devils, disregarding every didgeridoo. I sang thirty wise lectures whilst catapulting Goblins through Ramparts.

Reckless Dendroids rampaged as thirty days of waiting slowly, suddenly sapped the squirrels. Water froze when Blitzen danced icily avalanches mushrooms, hastily things like sugar-plums and green-grocers had obliterated penguins.

Rancor reindeer exploded rambunctiously reptillian lairs throughout inhabited parts between Erathia. Notwithstanding, Gelu took his Sharpshooters hunted the venomous Wyvrens mirthfully. Santa was bathing forcefully inside Frosty's refrigerator underestimating Valkyries crying for summer blizzards in Vori.

The Round-Table decided to hold spammers accountable NOT! But even Angelspit hardly admitted he was becoming tired of incessant scribblers posting gobbledygook and jelly-beans! Bounce bubbly cupcakes upon the buttocks of Wulfstan's mammouth rhinocerous. Mytical ate Kalah.
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Unread postby Kalah » 27 Dec 2006, 10:59

Meanwhile,
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Unread postby Mytical » 27 Dec 2006, 11:03

(first off got to say...ewwwww no offense Kalah) Gregorian
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Unread postby Orfinn » 27 Dec 2006, 13:08

warthogs

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Unread postby Gaidal Cain » 27 Dec 2006, 13:41

warbled
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 27 Dec 2006, 15:11

rockabilly

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Unread postby Skullmane » 27 Dec 2006, 15:18

, forgetting

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Unread postby HodgePodge » 27 Dec 2006, 17:20

defecation

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Unread postby Gaidal Cain » 27 Dec 2006, 17:22

and
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Unread postby HodgePodge » 27 Dec 2006, 17:29

slobbering
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Unread postby Gaidal Cain » 27 Dec 2006, 17:44

grues.

Summary:
The carrot imploded as it went over the rim and celebrated while thousands of roosters played Golf. Meanwhile, Milla fell between the big dwarven monuments depicting some short and fuzzy llamas. Then, seventy-two moose struck Milla in the left tentacle and quickly ran through the Chimney. Amusingly, it was Santa's pudgy feet which first forgot to levitate like ghost's boobytraps could.

The randy Stefan couldn't help as if the hammer was made in particularily runic and rhapsodizing places with a yellow warhammer shocking the beast and humbling it around the other way.

Unfortunetaly, someone decided to bring a hot piece of coal with his enourmous gifts, but surprisingly, there was spaghetti and peanuts everywere on the floor in the bathroom next to a mouse and not some banana.

Meanwhile in front of Santa's penthouse, a werewolf jumped high into a fruitcake covered with salty sardines. That was fishy! But a whiplash sent Chickens flying over Moscow, singing in harsh voices and screaming for more forks.

Rudolph cried like a baby when Santa spanked him while frowning, because of some gremlins who cooked tasty meals over massive magma dragons and danced merrily. The next river is flaming brimstone amongst fallen Hegelians.

Suddenly, several kamikazes bombarded vanilla missles toward Santa's carrots, and ravished strongmen attacked all the little devils, disregarding every didgeridoo. I sang thirty wise lectures whilst catapulting Goblins through Ramparts.

Reckless Dendroids rampaged as thirty days of waiting slowly, suddenly sapped the squirrels. Water froze when Blitzen danced icily avalanches mushrooms, hastily things like sugar-plums and green-grocers had obliterated penguins.

Rancor reindeer exploded rambunctiously reptillian lairs throughout inhabited parts between Erathia. Notwithstanding, Gelu took his Sharpshooters hunted the venomous Wyvrens mirthfully. Santa was bathing forcefully inside Frosty's refrigerator underestimating Valkyries crying for summer blizzards in Vori.

The Round-Table decided to hold spammers accountable NOT! But even Angelspit hardly admitted he was becoming tired of incessant scribblers posting gobbledygook and jelly-beans! Bounce bubbly cupcakes upon the buttocks of Wulfstan's mammouth rhinocerous. Mytical ate Kalah. Meanwhile, Gregorian warthogs warbled rockabilly, forgetting defecation and slobbering grues.
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Unread postby Orfinn » 27 Dec 2006, 17:57

Drakes

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Unread postby HodgePodge » 27 Dec 2006, 18:39

decided
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Unread postby Orfinn » 27 Dec 2006, 19:29

to

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Unread postby Elvin » 27 Dec 2006, 19:38

wash
I, for one, am dying to find out what colour they paint Michael's toenails.
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Unread postby urbanmonk » 27 Dec 2006, 19:54

their

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Unread postby HodgePodge » 27 Dec 2006, 20:07

underwear
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Unread postby Elvin » 27 Dec 2006, 20:25

which
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Unread postby HodgePodge » 27 Dec 2006, 20:35

smelled
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Unread postby Kalah » 27 Dec 2006, 20:51

like
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