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Unread postby Fenris » 10 Jan 2006, 21:56

Or maybe you could post your drawing rather than description of the infamous thing. And the winner could get a, um... cookie.
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Unread postby DaemianLucifer » 10 Jan 2006, 21:58

Yes,but not all of us can draw.I suck at drawing so badly,that youd puke if you ever saw any of my works :devil:

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Unread postby Fenris » 10 Jan 2006, 22:11

That's my evil plan: reducing competition to move closer to victory.
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 10 Jan 2006, 22:14

Guys, in the original it was Mutated Giant (well Gaint, but whatever) Whale, not Giant Mutated Whale.

See a Mutated Giant Whale™ whould be a giant whale that got mutated, but a Giant Mutated Whale® is a whale that became giant because it mutated. Get it! :D
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Unread postby Fenris » 10 Jan 2006, 22:18

But surely the Giant Mutated Whale® would at least get some tentacles, horns and acid-breathing cows growing out of it's head?
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Unread postby DaemianLucifer » 10 Jan 2006, 22:31

So,am I allowed to open the game?What a buttkisser Ive become :devil:

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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 10 Jan 2006, 22:42

Fenris wrote:But surely the Giant Mutated Whale® would at least get some tentacles, horns and acid-breathing cows growing out of it's head?
Sure it would, but like i said it would also be gigantic for the same reason it would grow acid-breathing cows and spellcasting snagledthoothed furless rabbits.
The other one would be gigantic even without the frost-breathing snaping turtles and huge pincers.
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Unread postby IceCold2000 » 11 Jan 2006, 02:43

Frenzied Gnasher was a pretty cheap pick for a monster's name in Heroes IV.

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Unread postby Thelonious » 11 Jan 2006, 11:51

ThunderTitan wrote:Guys, in the original it was Mutated Giant (well Gaint, but whatever) Whale, not Giant Mutated Whale.

See a Mutated Giant Whale™ whould be a giant whale that got mutated, but a Giant Mutated Whale® is a whale that became giant because it mutated. Get it! :D
But Giant Mutated Whale sounds bette, the ring to it is better :creative:
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Unread postby Gaidal Cain » 11 Jan 2006, 14:02

One can not just rename such entities just because one think it would "sound better". A mutated Gaint whale is a mutated Gaint whale is a mutated Gaint whale.
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 11 Jan 2006, 17:19

Hey guys how about we make a nice Water Town for the Mutated Gaint Whale? You know, so he won't feel lonely!
We can even submit it to Nival! 8| :tongue:

We should all post creature ideea! I propose the Flying Tehnicolor Turtle as lvl 5!
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Unread postby DaemianLucifer » 11 Jan 2006, 18:04

Well actually the ocean town was a serious proposal,and it could have also added some freshness to the series.

Ok,heres an idea for MGW town:

Lvl1:Mutated Giant Plankton
Lvl2:Mutated Giant Shrimp
Lvl3:Mutated Giant Catfish
Lvl4:Mutated Giant Octopussy
Lvl5:Mutated Giant Manta
Lvl6:Mutated Giant Giant White Shark
Lvl7:Mutated Giant Whale

Feel free to suggest upgrades :devil:

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Unread postby Gaidal Cain » 11 Jan 2006, 18:05

aren't those the upgrades, while "Gaint Whale" is the non-upgrades?
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Unread postby TheGambler » 11 Jan 2006, 18:14

How about:

The Little Engine That Could

it could replace the mechanical dragon of HoMM4 :P

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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 11 Jan 2006, 19:03

TheGambler wrote:How about:

The Giant Sea Engine That Could

it could replace the mechanical dragon of HoMM4 :P
That's better! :tongue:

DaemianLucifer wrote:Well actually the ocean town was a serious proposal,and it could have also added some freshness to the series.

Ok,heres an idea for MGW town:

Lvl1:Mutated Giant Plankton
Lvl2:Mutated Giant Shrimp
Lvl3:Mutated Giant Catfish
Lvl4:Mutated Giant Octopussy
Lvl5:Mutated Giant Manta
Lvl6:Mutated Giant Giant White Shark
Lvl7:Mutated Giant Whale

Feel free to suggest upgrades :devil:
I know about the Ocean town... But I can't think of any other town that could have a Mutated Giant Whale™ in it.

Not-upgraded:
Lvl1:Mutated Gaint Plankton™
Lvl2:Mutated Gaint Shrimp™
Lvl3:Mutated Gaint Catfish™
Lvl4:Mutated Gaint Octopussy™
Lvl5:Mutated Gaint Manta™
Lvl6:Mutated Gaint Giant White Shark™
Lvl7:Mutated Gaint Whale™

Everyone happy?
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Unread postby theLuckyDragon » 11 Jan 2006, 19:30

I suggest replacing one of those with the Mutated Giant Sea Horse, so that they'll have some cavalry. The Sea Horses would all be male and their special ability would be to release its children on the battlefield to distract enemies. Their arch-enemy would be the Bad Dream Donkey/Nightmare, who would just fry those little critters and eat them.
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 11 Jan 2006, 19:38

theLuckyDragon wrote:I suggest replacing one of those with the Mutated Giant Sea Horse, so that they'll have some cavalry. The Sea Horses would all be male and their special ability would be to release its children on the battlefield to distract enemies. Their arch-enemy would be the Bad Dream Donkey/Nightmare, who would just fry those little critters and eat them.
Don't you mean that their special ability would be Charge? Nival did want the town to fit in with the rest of the game. :devious:

Now all we need is some history, a symbol and one of those quote-like thingies.
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Unread postby Thelonious » 11 Jan 2006, 19:45

That's super!
Grah!

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Unread postby theLuckyDragon » 11 Jan 2006, 19:49

How about this as a symbol? :)

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Unread postby Gaidal Cain » 11 Jan 2006, 20:04

Not nearly Gaint enough :tongue:
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