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Postby ThunderTitan » Mar 14 2007, 16:22

Elvin wrote:Well, some see it as a way for America to attack Irak indirectly.


Yes, they're saying that is a bunch of child-lovers kicked their arses they don't stand a chance against redneck inbred hillbillies... damn americans. :disagree: :devil: :devious:
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Postby asandir » Mar 14 2007, 22:36

it's a movie people :disagree: jeez this sorta stuff gives me the sh!ts

as for worst movies and Jean Claude Van Damme .... well Bloodsport was actually based on a movie called Bloodfight .... now that was a disgrace of a movie!
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Postby Mytical » Mar 14 2007, 22:41

Hey leave Jean Claude alone, at least he is a step up from Steven 'one emotion' Segal. He could be on fire, falling from a plane with no chute, or making out with a supermodel and still have that "I am too bored for this." look on his face. Of course that is not saying much...
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Postby asandir » Mar 14 2007, 22:44

;| I like most of the films that they are in .... quick easy action
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Postby Omega_Destroyer » Mar 14 2007, 23:17

One step up from Segal? Ok, I'll give you that one Mytty.
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Postby asandir » Mar 14 2007, 23:27

I'm almost on my own with teh mushrooms and d-grade action movies
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Postby winterfate » Mar 14 2007, 23:28

:rofl:

The problem with Segal is that he stars in like 1000 movies a year :devious:.

It feels like every other month there's a movie out and he's in it...
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Postby asandir » Mar 14 2007, 23:34

and they're all pretty much the same, good for me that I like the formula
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Postby Omega_Destroyer » Mar 14 2007, 23:37

Segal is a funny guy. He thought that his ki was so strong, he couldn't be knocked out in a sleeper hold. Well, not only was he knocked out, he also defecated himself when it happened.
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Postby asandir » Mar 14 2007, 23:43

hahahahaaa.. .... when did that happen? :D
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Postby Milla aka. the Slayer » Mar 14 2007, 23:44

winterfate wrote:It feels like every other month there's a movie out and he's in it...


It's more like two Segal movies a month. I receive at least two a month in Blockbuster. And he's always got the same facial expression and a gun of some kind on the picture on the cover 8|
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Postby Omega_Destroyer » Mar 14 2007, 23:45

I can't remember for sure Urlus. It's been a long time since I've read the article.
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Postby asandir » Mar 14 2007, 23:47

Milla aka. the Slayer wrote:
winterfate wrote:It feels like every other month there's a movie out and he's in it...


It's more like two Segal movies a month. I receive at least two a month in Blockbuster. And he's always got the same facial expression and a gun of some kind on the picture on the cover 8|


that seems about standard :)

and OD, it's funny without a link
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Postby winterfate » Mar 14 2007, 23:55

Milla wrote:It's more like two Segal movies a month. I receive at least two a month in Blockbuster. And he's always got the same facial expression and a gun of some kind on the picture on the cover eyes wide open


:rofl:

Steven Segal has no emotions! :D
I'll admit that his movies are OK to watch when you're bored, because it is:
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stefan wrote:and they're all pretty much the same, good for me that I like the formula
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Postby Milla aka. the Slayer » Mar 15 2007, 0:09

The worst thing about him though is that he never changes! It's always the same kinda movies with the same ugly hairdo and the same facial expression. His outfits don't even change. That's the most disturbing thing seing as this has been going on for 10 years at least 8|
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Postby asandir » Mar 15 2007, 0:10

I think the colour of his string of beads changes sometimes .... :D
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Postby Milla aka. the Slayer » Mar 15 2007, 0:22

Hehe yes...I'll let him have that then :D
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Postby asandir » Mar 15 2007, 0:44

it's a bit lame .... and then some
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Postby Beelzebubba » Mar 15 2007, 1:22

Steven Segal is about what, 65 now? And remarkably puffy. I think my 95-pound niece could kick his ass. The fighting moves he uses in all of his films can be easily countered by anyone with reflexes that are faster than a sloth.

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Postby Omega_Destroyer » Mar 15 2007, 1:23

He has other methods to defeat enemies, like killing them with poor acting skills.
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