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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

Unread postby Galaad » 24 Dec 2015, 00:05

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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

Unread postby Avonu » 24 Dec 2015, 12:07

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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

Unread postby Kalah » 24 Dec 2015, 14:00

incredibly
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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

Unread postby ThunderTitan » 24 Dec 2015, 18:48

incredibility?"

The story so far:
The beastly fork sticked to tasty pork instead of the intergalactic gargle blaster turnip. Unfortunately, the rabbit glued by increasing magnetic rapidly jumped down the other side of space. However, since Tuesday morning, pink worms cooked slowly, mutating dorbeetles with great lumps of enchanted plasticine sticks. Unfathomable was peanutbutter. Curiously, a wizard stroled chanting purposefully looking like Madness wearing authentic polka-dotted red rags. Meanwhile upside-down a woodcreeper crept lazily towards a cross-eyed, bow-legged, balrog eating pink-dotted rotten banana splits without Peanut-butter.

Essence of gaint mutated cucumbers, intoxicated yet green coloured hairy salesmen waddled unsuspecting little carrot moose Terminators. Surprisingly, the clouds darkened Jabba's belly amplifier. Several incompetent flaming scoundrels jeopardized dancing leprechauns by throwing legions of squirming, green-skinned, blazing, Norwegian trolls painting spider-shaped cauliflowers. Curiously misspelled pest control struck unsuspecting elves reflecting undead apoplectic Aqrabuamelus with fluffy pandas.

"Whooohoooo! Your pants smells of purulent anogenital strawberries stuffed with poisoned candies, cried our magnanimous two-faced assassin of bespectacled and bald-headed teddy-bears. This stuffing greatly preponderant lol sodomized a flock of morphing mammals, while unarmed robots rallied banana-shaped pterodactyls in order to destroy a tiny, purple jabberwocky talking Rumpelstiltskin into the deep spoon of gravy. Slippery slope caused major tremendous and spectral cucumbers to slide between the highest, most authentic beaver juggling stagily over a set of drunk and slobbering violet slugs, causing King Joffrey to imprison Avonu naked.

Laughing chickens swooping around the streets suddenly wondered: "How much woodchucks are roaming beneath thirteen Santas and rainbows full of incredibly incredible incredibility?"
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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

Unread postby wimfrits » 24 Dec 2015, 18:54

Forgotten
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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

Unread postby Galaad » 24 Dec 2015, 19:02

shrines

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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

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shone
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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

Unread postby jeff » 25 Dec 2015, 01:43

brightly
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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

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allover

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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

Unread postby wimfrits » 25 Dec 2015, 08:08

hidden
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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

Unread postby ThunderTitan » 25 Dec 2015, 08:27

boroughs
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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

Unread postby Avonu » 25 Dec 2015, 19:26

of thunder

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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

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and mud

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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

Unread postby wimfrits » 25 Dec 2015, 23:14

splattered
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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

Unread postby Galaad » 26 Dec 2015, 10:12

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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

Unread postby ThunderTitan » 26 Dec 2015, 10:47

water-balloons


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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

Unread postby Avonu » 26 Dec 2015, 10:59

over

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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

Unread postby wimfrits » 26 Dec 2015, 13:09

grumpy
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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

Unread postby Galaad » 26 Dec 2015, 13:15

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