Rage of the Carrots 2015

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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

Postby wimfrits » Dec 22 2015, 23:04

causing
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

Postby Panda Tar » Dec 23 2015, 4:39

King Joffrey
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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

Postby Koni » Dec 23 2015, 9:15

to imprison

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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

Postby Galaad » Dec 23 2015, 10:12

Avonu

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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

Postby Panda Tar » Dec 23 2015, 14:06

naked. :shh:
The story so far:
The beastly fork sticked to tasty pork instead of the intergalactic gargle blaster turnip. Unfortunately, the rabbit glued by increasing magnetic rapidly jumped down the other side of space. However, since Tuesday morning, pink worms cooked slowly, mutating dor-beetles with great lumps of enchanted plasticine sticks. Unfathomable was peanutbutter. Curiously, a wizard stroled chanting purposefully looking like Madness wearing authentic polka-dotted red rags. Meanwhile upside-down a woodcreeper crept lazily towards a cross-eyed, bow-legged, balrog eating pink-dotted rotten banana splits without Peanut-butter.

Essence of gaint mutated cucumbers, intoxicated yet green coloured hairy salesmen waddled unsuspecting little carrot moose Terminators. Surprisingly, the clouds darkened Jabba's belly amplifier. Several incompetent flaming scoundrels jeopardized dancing leprechauns by throwing legions of squirming, green-skinned, blazing, Norwegian trolls painting spider-shaped cauliflowers. Curiously misspelled pest control struck unsuspecting elves reflecting undead apoplectic Aqrabuamelus with fluffy pandas.

"Whooohoooo! Your pants smells of purulent anogenital strawberries stuffed with poisoned candies, cried our magnanimous two-faced assassin of bespectacled and bald-headed teddy-bears. This stuffing greatly preponderant lol sodomized a flock of morphing mammals, while unarmed robots rallied banana-shaped pterodactyls in order to destroy a tiny, purple jabberwocky talking Rumpelstiltskin into the deep spoon of gravy.

Slippery slope caused major tremendous and spectral cucumbers to slide between the highest, most authentic beaver juggling stagily over a set of drunk and slobbering violet slugs, causing King Joffrey to imprison Avonu naked.
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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

Postby jeff » Dec 23 2015, 15:05

Laughing
Mala Ipsa Nova :bugsquash:

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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

Postby wimfrits » Dec 23 2015, 15:33

chickens
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

Postby Galaad » Dec 23 2015, 15:39

swooping

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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

Postby Koni » Dec 23 2015, 16:18

around

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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

Postby ThunderTitan » Dec 23 2015, 16:37

the streets
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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

Postby wimfrits » Dec 23 2015, 16:52

suddenly
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

Postby Panda Tar » Dec 23 2015, 18:20

wondered: "
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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

Postby wimfrits » Dec 23 2015, 18:37

much
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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

Postby ThunderTitan » Dec 23 2015, 18:48

woodchucks


EDIT: made it plural because grammar.
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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

Postby Koni » Dec 23 2015, 19:37

are roaming

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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

Postby wimfrits » Dec 23 2015, 19:41

beneath
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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

Postby Avonu » Dec 23 2015, 19:50

thirteen

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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

Postby ShadowLiberal » Dec 23 2015, 20:26

Santas

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Re: Rage of the Carrots 2015

Postby wimfrits » Dec 23 2015, 21:37

and
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