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Knock knock..

Postby Karmakeld » Apr 3 2014, 10:59

So a skeleton walks up to a Mausoleum and knocks on the door:
>Knock knock<

"Who is it?"

"It's officer Skelton, from the A.N.D" (Axeoth NecroPOLICE Department)

"What's this about?"

"We're investigation a rumor, that several corpses are hidden in this Mausoleum.. May we come in and have a look?"


(please help continue this joke/story)
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Postby Avonu » Apr 3 2014, 13:34

"No!"

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Postby Koni » Apr 3 2014, 17:56

"Why not?"

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Postby Duzeom_ » Apr 5 2014, 9:15

"We don't have any corpses here officer."

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Postby Kalah » Apr 5 2014, 9:36

"Well, let us in anyway. We have cookies."
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Postby Koni » Apr 6 2014, 15:00

"No need for any cookies herein!"
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Postby Maciek » Apr 6 2014, 20:28

"Meow?"

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Postby Avonu » Apr 6 2014, 20:48

"Bark!"

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Postby Karmakeld » Apr 7 2014, 9:36

"Was that a human bone the dog had in its mouth..?"
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Postby Maciek » Apr 8 2014, 21:32

(The Mausoleum dweller gives officer Skelton a strange look.)
"...Dunno, maybe it once was. I suppose you should know that, coz it's your bone, Officer."

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Postby markkur » Apr 9 2014, 12:55

Do you know the dog's name? I don't want to change my name to Cassidy

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Postby Karmakeld » Apr 12 2014, 22:39

" said officer Skelton, looking up at the dweller. He had stoof baffled for a brief moment after being informed of his missing bone, before he had suddenly fallen sideways to the ground.
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Postby Avonu » Apr 13 2014, 12:51

Do you see what have you done? Now I need to carry you in and patch your wound... with my Mace of Last Aid!

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Postby Karmakeld » Apr 23 2014, 20:03

..and that seemed to be the end of Officer Skelton.... ;|
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Postby Maciek » Apr 23 2014, 23:31

" said a young man sitting in front of a strange device with many buttons, and then added: "Skelton, are you even awake?! Hellooo..."

"...ooooew!?!" lodly complained the cat as the dog trotted over it towards the inside of the Mausoleum.
As if awoken from some kind of trance, Officer Skelton shook his head and quickly took out his sword. Using it to support himself, he immediately rose to his feet.

[At this point, the story forks and the player is asked a question:]
The cat's loud complaints seems to have awoken Officer Skelton from some kind of trance. What should he do now?
(The Officer, not the cat.)

A: Run for his un-life and hope to find some reinformances nearby.
B: Attempt to kill and arrest the inhabitat of the Mausoleum on his own.
C: Push the Mausoleum dweller aside and follow the Dog to retrieve his missing bone.
D: Mimic a mime and start to juggle his eyeballs, his sword and the cat. Every Mausoleum dweller likes that, no?

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Postby Panda Tar » Apr 24 2014, 3:37

C: Push the Mausoleum dweller aside and follow the Dog to retrieve his missing bone.

As he goes, he also notices something interesting dangling from the ceiling...
"There’s nothing to fear but fear itself and maybe some mild to moderate jellification of bones." Cave Johnson, Portal 2. :panda:

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Postby Karmakeld » Apr 24 2014, 23:32

Officer Skelton slowed down, keeping his gaze locked to the ceiling.. Slowly he tilted his head, trying to squeeze tight his eyes, but the lack of skin prevented him from succeding doing so. In stead he asked himself wonderingly "Is that..."
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Postby Panda Tar » Apr 25 2014, 4:40

'Is that my cousin's Mumbubelia's right tit?', he asked rather stunned.

Deciding it was just a monstrous crime either having his missing bone taken and his cousin's right tit probably stolen, Office Skelton and Dog retrieved the tit and put it in his jacket pocket. The thing had a stench that almost made him gag.

However, Dog got suddenly excited when he listened to some curious song deeper within the mausoleum, while the dweller came waddling in their wake shouting: ...
"There’s nothing to fear but fear itself and maybe some mild to moderate jellification of bones." Cave Johnson, Portal 2. :panda:

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Postby Maciek » Apr 28 2014, 21:05

Still branch C:

"maHvaD mev 'Iv vaj 'eq! ra' jatlhtaH net poQbej Daghaj pagh SoH SuD moj wa'!"
Poor Officer thought hard, but didn't know a single word in Klingon. The awoken dwellers were coming closer with each thought and in the mess, the Dog forgot to return his missing bone before it followed the music.

"Wait! You have my bone!" Screamed Skelton as he dashed after the Dog.
"And my swab!" Added one of the awoken dwellers as he followed.
"And my .."
"MRREOWWW!" Growled the Cat furiously, apparently again being run over by somebody.
"..fox!" Exclaimed from a distance the dweller that answered the door.
"Hrrr..ehhHh..LP!" He then added, apparently being mauled by a furious cat.

The source of the music was getting closer with each step...

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Postby Karmakeld » May 11 2014, 16:26

The voice of the dweller who had opened the Mausoleum door, broke the sound of music for short while.
"Oh, Officer Skelton..!" he shouted out with an almost manic sounding voice. "Why don't we forget about your missing bone and my missing fox. You know we can't go on like this. We're both broken inside by our loss, but I can mend it. With my Mace of the Last Aid.. Just a single stroke, and you'll never again feel pain.. SKELTON!!"

Off. Skelton looked at his injurie. He knew how to put bones back together, but besides that, he didn't know much about first aid. Or last aid for that matter. He stood still, trying to measure his pulse, but felt nothing. Off course they had been trained in the art of imitating a dead corpse at the police Academy, so he just figured the training caused him to act like this by instinct. He took a look at the injurie. Well, he couldn't see the bone and he didn't bleed, so it probably wasn't that severe. However kind it was of the dweller, offering to treat him with his Mace, there wasn't time for selfish actions. No he had to retrieve the missing bone, and the missing swab, and the fox and return his cousin Mumbubelia's right tit, which had been long lost. And learn Klingon, so that he could translate the lyrics for the kind readers at Celestial Heavens. With no time to waste, Skelton ran towards the klingon singing..
I'm silent in seven languages - and I got all my familys fear.

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