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Unread postby HodgePodge » 28 Dec 2012, 21:11

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Unread postby darknessfood » 28 Dec 2012, 21:12

Karel dutch name :D
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Unread postby Kalah » 29 Dec 2012, 02:34

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Unread postby HodgePodge » 29 Dec 2012, 05:27

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Unread postby Gaidal Cain » 29 Dec 2012, 09:54

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Unread postby Gaidal Cain » 29 Dec 2012, 18:04

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Unread postby HodgePodge » 30 Dec 2012, 00:44

stink-weeds.
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Another moose catervauled over snowy trees, gangnam styled the flubby cheeks screaming "You foolish moronic moose". Then yellowish flycatchers killed Napoleon’s favourite spider, while some bloodthirsty fish drank fermented Campari trampled little daffodils.

Crustaceans overthrew generations of pants designed with serpentinous glasses of icosahedral plastic. Sacrilege!, the Leprechaun wore striped blubber socks with massive leather horns and bombs. Thunder moose and geese tumbled against loads of bleeding parrots and crying babies. Trees Individually drank blood colored drinks while dancing around the fiery maypole dancers and eating rotting fishbones laced with shades of Goblins.

Tomatoes kicked by monochromatic sausages with stone and jelly bean mechanics hump over my frumptious smelling but enormously fat women. Meanwhile somewhere in Enroth begun the destruction of Earth and Kalah baked pies while others ate cake. Snowmen Overlord Jeffrey wore pink nipples on his breastplate and danced his french fried pony dogs with sylphlike all moose died.

Rocky roads were rounding around gigantic bunnies stuffed with Scotch and cookies, but the foxes dined telling of vixens. He killed time by eating green snowflakes, blue telephones were sending their arousing dogs towards evil smelling coconuts.

Arguably smelly monkeys ate mooses sweaty feet beetles because they threw bombs at red hats. Bingo was merrily, merrily sober. Somewhere in space, gangsters tickled pirates, unaware of the porcupines (crested) mowing chickens to fricassee. Roasting a witch stimulated the cannibals' jellybeans soaked with blood to wobble peanuts simultaneously off their perilous edge.

Nonetheless, purple horses soared beyond all planets, monstrous ostriches hunted butterflies and sprouts. The angels intervened when juzus farted and cried tears of sorrow because maniacs knitted polka-dot egg-cozies, full of exploding mooses with uncombed, shaggy tentacles.

Armed Ninjas of fishy skies parachuted into moose again to ensure eventual odors change fruity. Then the caterpillers ate rosebuds; then killed ironclad calamari; then the pink llamas exploded. After several explosions in Cormyr, Santa Gremlin warbled high-pitched birds with nonexisting flutes and apples for the pancakes. “No more potatoes!” some French toast mixed with jelly sprouting donuts.

Santa fell from his perch onto redhot plates of writhing, squealing, PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG pie. Covered marsupials licked puddles mixed with pink pokemon chocolate, hoping hot rocks would explode. Madonna Mia! traveled backward to the pampas of North Antarctica, Santa Fé died however, just before the balloons imploded, sucking spaghetti sauce and snow unicorns into green sausages.

The moose couldn't see bananas so it looked for another retrospective, yellowish booby-trap pumpkin. Tomatoes exploded spraying chickens with red mush blood and corpuscles mined condiments. Santa teleported ladies from Poughkeepsie into decaying, poisoned Mooseville, while apologizing for antlers perforating his house.

Meanwhile, Rudolph the dragon wandered aimlessly beyond Enroth in striped seven-league gown breathing cabbage allover his hulking hulks, causing an historical cole-slaw. The swallow ate dragon toenails and then choked but felt gloomier into the dark abyss looking for marshmallow roasting on floating rainbow turds.

Afterwards, mooses bounced insanely around their long wavy maypoles of candy canes and brownies. Ninjas knocked their moose knuckles gaily around the Christmas time for sixteen presents of aleborignian, Zoroastrian and cardboard in three bags full of lopapeysa popsicles. "I want you dead," Santa screamed quietly when Blitzen Trapper stole his mojo, miracle-making and brown gobbledegook.

Trucks loaded, the presents wrapped, carrots, peas, pumpkins, and jelly spankalicious then dumped everything on top of an invisible pink walrus of invisible, fatty, resilient, pink cabbages. Chestnuts roasting between marshmellows with marbles glazed with ladybugs impersonating mutated, giant sockpuppets arisen around the bright Orion orangutan behemouth vixens.

Indubitably, Holmes proved that continuity was illusionary. However Santa Claus proved too discrete by his farting with crunchy crackers, which sprayed gnomes over the misty walls throughout Lothlorien. The elves didn't care about dwarves being lopsided, beer-drinking insects, stinging several smelly elves later than old wives.

Hysterical parrots laughed at banned nitpickers who couldn't pedal over rocky piglets. "Nonsense", the wrongful, brown fur coat cried, "You half-assed, stunningly, inept moron" when Kalah ran screaming timidly about the carousel of Sylvester Stallone and Sylvester the Giant CAT. So it goes.

No reasonable crocodile fiddles in oil except Karel whom boisterously travelled to unseen Timbuktu with invisible explosives and fluffy avalanche of stink-weeds.
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Unread postby jeff » 30 Dec 2012, 01:02

However,
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Unread postby ShadowLiberal » 30 Dec 2012, 04:42

vampires

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Unread postby HodgePodge » 30 Dec 2012, 06:12

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Unread postby Gaidal Cain » 30 Dec 2012, 06:24

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