Rage of the Carrots 2012
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Explode.
(the story so far)
Another moose catervauled over snowy trees, gangnam styled the flubby cheeks screaming "You foolish moronic moose". Then yellowish flycatchers killed Napoleon’s favourite spider, while some bloodthirsty fish drank fermented Campari trampled little daffodils.
Crustaceans overthrew generations of pants designed with serpentinous glasses of icosahedral plastic. Sacrilege!, the Leprechaun wore striped blubber socks with massive leather horns and bombs. Thunder moose and geese tumbled against loads of bleeding parrots and crying babies. Trees Individually drank blood colored drinks while dancing around the fiery maypole dancers and eating rotting fishbones laced with shades of Goblins.
Tomatoes kicked by monochromatic sausages with stone and jelly bean mechanics hump over my frumptious smelling but enormously fat women. Meanwhile somewhere in Enroth begun the destruction of Earth and Kalah baked pies while others ate cake. Snowmen Overlord Jeffrey wore pink nipples on his breastplate and danced his french fried pony dogs with sylphlike all moose died.
Rocky roads were rounding around gigantic bunnies stuffed with Scotch and cookies, but the foxes dined telling of vixens. He killed time by eating green snowflakes, blue telephones were sending their arousing dogs towards evil smelling coconuts.
Arguably smelly monkeys ate mooses sweaty feet beetles because they threw bombs at red hats. Bingo was merrily, merrily sober. Somewhere in space, gangsters tickled pirates, unaware of the porcupines (crested) mowing chickens to fricassee. Roasting a witch stimulated the cannibals' jellybeans soaked with blood to wobble peanuts simultaneously off their perilous edge.
Nonetheless, purple horses soared beyond all planets, monstrous ostriches hunted butterflies and sprouts. The angels intervened when juzus farted and cried tears of sorrow because maniacs knitted polka-dot egg-cozies, full of exploding mooses with uncombed, shaggy tentacles.
Armed Ninjas of fishy skies parachuted into moose again to ensure eventual odors change fruity. Then the caterpillers ate rosebuds; then killed ironclad calamari; then the pink llamas exploded. After several explosions in Cormyr, Santa Gremlin warbled high-pitched birds with nonexisting flutes and apples for the pancakes. “No more potatoes!” some French toast mixed with jelly sprouting donuts.
Santa fell from his perch onto redhot plates of writhing, squealing, PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG pie. Covered marsupials licked puddles mixed with pink pokemon chocolate hoping hot rocks would explode.
(the story so far)
Another moose catervauled over snowy trees, gangnam styled the flubby cheeks screaming "You foolish moronic moose". Then yellowish flycatchers killed Napoleon’s favourite spider, while some bloodthirsty fish drank fermented Campari trampled little daffodils.
Crustaceans overthrew generations of pants designed with serpentinous glasses of icosahedral plastic. Sacrilege!, the Leprechaun wore striped blubber socks with massive leather horns and bombs. Thunder moose and geese tumbled against loads of bleeding parrots and crying babies. Trees Individually drank blood colored drinks while dancing around the fiery maypole dancers and eating rotting fishbones laced with shades of Goblins.
Tomatoes kicked by monochromatic sausages with stone and jelly bean mechanics hump over my frumptious smelling but enormously fat women. Meanwhile somewhere in Enroth begun the destruction of Earth and Kalah baked pies while others ate cake. Snowmen Overlord Jeffrey wore pink nipples on his breastplate and danced his french fried pony dogs with sylphlike all moose died.
Rocky roads were rounding around gigantic bunnies stuffed with Scotch and cookies, but the foxes dined telling of vixens. He killed time by eating green snowflakes, blue telephones were sending their arousing dogs towards evil smelling coconuts.
Arguably smelly monkeys ate mooses sweaty feet beetles because they threw bombs at red hats. Bingo was merrily, merrily sober. Somewhere in space, gangsters tickled pirates, unaware of the porcupines (crested) mowing chickens to fricassee. Roasting a witch stimulated the cannibals' jellybeans soaked with blood to wobble peanuts simultaneously off their perilous edge.
Nonetheless, purple horses soared beyond all planets, monstrous ostriches hunted butterflies and sprouts. The angels intervened when juzus farted and cried tears of sorrow because maniacs knitted polka-dot egg-cozies, full of exploding mooses with uncombed, shaggy tentacles.
Armed Ninjas of fishy skies parachuted into moose again to ensure eventual odors change fruity. Then the caterpillers ate rosebuds; then killed ironclad calamari; then the pink llamas exploded. After several explosions in Cormyr, Santa Gremlin warbled high-pitched birds with nonexisting flutes and apples for the pancakes. “No more potatoes!” some French toast mixed with jelly sprouting donuts.
Santa fell from his perch onto redhot plates of writhing, squealing, PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG pie. Covered marsupials licked puddles mixed with pink pokemon chocolate hoping hot rocks would explode.
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Edit: I still think more people need to look at the 1st few Rages to see what they're about, instead of just posting random words that just sorta fit with the previous one... it's supposed to resemble a story, even if it's not one that makes sense.
Edit: I still think more people need to look at the 1st few Rages to see what they're about, instead of just posting random words that just sorta fit with the previous one... it's supposed to resemble a story, even if it's not one that makes sense.
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