Rage of the Carrots 2012

[ShadowLiberal]

Destruction

[darknessfood]

of

[Greengnots]

Earth

[jeff]

and

[darknessfood]

Kalah

PS: I was really thinking what word could come after "earth" and was about to wrap that one up, and continue with a new line . Shame on you Jeff!

[Greengnots]

baked

[ShadowLiberal]

pies

[jeff]

while

[Kalah]

others

[ShadowLiberal]

ate

[jeff]

Cake

(story so far)

Another moose catervauled over snowy trees, gangnam styled the flubby cheeks screaming "You foolish moronic moose". Then yellowish flycatchers killed Napoleon’s favourite spider, while some bloodthirsty fish drank fermented Campari trampled little daffodils. Crustaceans overthrew generations of pants designed with serpentinous glasses of icosahedral plastic. Sacrilege!, the Leprechaun wore striped blubber socks with massive leather horns and bombs. Thunder moose and geese tumbled against loads of bleeding parrots and crying babies. Trees Individually drank blood colored drinks while dancing around the fiery maypole dancers and eating rotting fishbones laced with shades of Goblins. Tomatoes kicked by monochromatic sausages with stone and jelly bean mechanics hump over my frumptious smelling but enormously fat women. Meanwhile somewhere in Enroth begun the destruction of Earth and Kalah baked pies while others ate cake.

[Gaidal Cain]

Snowmen

[Avonu]

Overlord

[Koni]

Jeffrey

[darknessfood]

wore

[Avonu]

pink

[wimfrits]

nipples

[darknessfood]

on

[Kalah]

his

[Koni]

breastplate