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Postby darknessfood » Jul 8 2010, 21:01

Just read some weird news. Some dutch porn actrices made a promise that if Holland wins the World Cup, every follower of them wil get a blow job. NOW WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING! Absolutely nothing. Funny thing is that the announcer went from 5000 to 20000 followers on twitter :P...
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Postby Ojcar » Jul 8 2010, 21:21

darknessfood wrote:Just read some weird news. Some dutch porn actrices made a promise that if Holland wins the World Cup, every follower of them wil get a blow job. NOW WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING! Absolutely nothing. Funny thing is that the announcer went from 5000 to 20000 followers on twitter :P...


too many desperate morons out there :devious:

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Postby darknessfood » Jul 8 2010, 21:26

Indeed there are. And NO I'm not following one of the ladies, check my account...
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Postby ScarlettP » Jul 8 2010, 22:48

Kalah wrote:...Imagine the typical 10-year-olds picture, of all the players running after the ball no matter where it is.


That generally describes all the 'starting soccer' programs here in the States. We lovingly refer to the game as "Amoeba Ball". It's simply a mass of arms and legs moving up and down the field. We can only assume there is a ball like nucleus in there somewhere.
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Postby TheUndeadKing » Jul 8 2010, 23:08

darknessfood wrote:Indeed there are. And NO I'm not following one of the ladies, check my account...

There are more convenient ways to follow those ladies besides Twitter, you know? :devious: j/k
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Postby Shyranis » Jul 8 2010, 23:48

TheUndeadKing wrote:There are more convenient ways to follow those ladies besides Twitter, you know? :devious: j/k


The street corner?

My husband tells me some dutch people he knows mentioned strippers can be a tax write-off there.
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Postby ThunderTitan » Jul 9 2010, 7:49

darknessfood wrote:Just read some weird news. Some dutch porn actrices made a promise that if Holland wins the World Cup, every follower of them wil get a blow job. NOW WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING! Absolutely nothing. Funny thing is that the announcer went from 5000 to 20000 followers on twitter :P...


Of course it does, where do you think football fans go after beating the crap out of each other?!
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Postby TheUndeadKing » Jul 9 2010, 12:48

Shyranis wrote:
TheUndeadKing wrote:There are more convenient ways to follow those ladies besides Twitter, you know? :devious: j/k


The street corner?

Nah, I wasn't talking about stalking. Guess, my joke wasn't subtle enough. :)
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Postby ThunderTitan » Jul 9 2010, 13:21

TheUndeadKing wrote:
Shyranis wrote:
TheUndeadKing wrote:There are more convenient ways to follow those ladies besides Twitter, you know? :devious: j/k


The street corner?

Nah, I wasn't talking about stalking.:)


She wasn't either... i believe the legal term is soliciting.
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Postby TheUndeadKing » Jul 9 2010, 13:52

Not all porn actresses work on the streets, you know... :angel:
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Postby Kalah » Jul 9 2010, 14:45

Hey - I know lots of shops down there that would slash their prices and offer 'celebratory' sales ... and prostitutes run a business too ...? :D
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Postby Zamolxis » Jul 9 2010, 15:33

Are we still talking about football?
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Postby Kalah » Jul 9 2010, 16:52

That octopussy is at it again; apparently, Germany will take the bronze again, and Spain will win. I'd love to see it proven wrong. In fact, I'm betting 3-1 Holland. Takers?
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Postby Shyranis » Jul 9 2010, 17:21

TheUndeadKing wrote:Not all porn actresses work on the streets, you know... :angel:


Have to work your way up from somewhere.

At least in that country they get taxed and can claim expenses against it.
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Postby Panda Tar » Jul 9 2010, 17:34

Kalah wrote: In fact, I'm betting 3-1 Holland. Takers?


*taking a stone and throwing it on Kalah's head*
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Postby Mirez » Jul 9 2010, 19:02

holland ftw. we're gunna win this fo sho
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Postby jeff » Jul 9 2010, 22:46

Kalah wrote: I'm betting 3-1 Holland. Takers?


Interesting, they are reporting here in the states that Dutch Football hero Johan Cruyff (aka Hendrik Johannes Cruijff) is picking Spain. :cantsee: Holy Benedict Arnold Batman.
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Postby wimfrits » Jul 10 2010, 6:47

jeff wrote:Interesting, they are reporting here in the states that Dutch Football hero Johan Cruyff (aka Hendrik Johannes Cruijff) is picking Spain


The guy probably just said that to avoid problems with his neighbours. He lives in Spain you know :D

I think we'll beat Spain 2-1.
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Postby Kalah » Jul 10 2010, 9:55

I think 1-1 for a while, and then Holland scores and Spain will send everything forward, opening up for a quick counter-attack making it 3-1.
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