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CH Comic Captions Contest

Postby Kalah » Jul 23 2009, 14:18

:-D Welcome to the Celestial Heavens Comic Captions Contest! :applause:

Rules:
1 - Post your suggestion for what the text should be.
2 - Points will be awarded on a scale of -2 to 5, according to how funny I think your answer is.
3. When the contest is over, the winner will receive a £20 (or $30) gift certificate from Amazon.


Go-time! :)

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Postby Asheera » Jul 23 2009, 18:11

Do we write something like:

1- blabla
2- blabla

or we have to edit the picture?
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Postby Kalah » Jul 23 2009, 18:22

Asheera wrote:Do we write something like:

1- blabla
2- blabla


Yes. :)

And I think a short week should be enough time... perhaps 3-5 days?
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Postby darknessfood » Jul 23 2009, 22:09

Allright, nice contest again Kalah, hail the game nazi!!!

1: I hate your mom for ratting us out.
2: Dude, we are brothers...
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Postby ThunderTitan » Jul 24 2009, 6:48

Are prison rape jokes allowed?!
Disclaimer: May contain sarcasm!
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Postby Kalah » Jul 24 2009, 12:21

Sure, use your imagination. Just remember what happened before: if I consider your attempt to be in poor taste, the points awarded may go down... ;)
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Postby Asheera » Jul 24 2009, 17:07

1 - Pfft I told you stealing that candy from the kid will get us in trouble... but even I can't believe we were sent to prison for it!

2 - Ah well next time let's rob a bank and give half to the cops and this won't happen.
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Postby vicheron » Jul 25 2009, 1:19

1. The plan's all set. We'll be out of here by next week. Are you in?
2. A jail break? In this economy? I don't think so.

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Postby Koni » Jul 28 2009, 13:44

1. "Our Father, which art in Heaven...,

2. ...send us some girls, needn't be seven."

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Postby HodgePodge » Jul 29 2009, 19:00

1. "Just counting time and the bugs on the wall." Image

2. "Tell the warden if you have to go Number 1 or Number 2." Image
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Postby Lord Lakely » Jul 30 2009, 21:49

1) Me Keep wonderin' who set tha'Gurilla loose ;|
2) Dude, that's no Gorilla, that's the mirror.

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Comics Round 2

Postby Kalah » Jul 30 2009, 22:47

Nice! Easy start from most participants, but we are just getting started. Inventive reply from vicheron made me laugh properly; keep working those imaginatoins, guys! :-D Here's the "correct" answer, and the scores after round one (click the image to see the big version of it).

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Scores:

vicheron: 3p
Asheera: 1p
darknessfood: 1p
HodgePodge: 1p
Koni: 1p
Lord Lakely: 1p

That's round 1. :) Next up is:

Round 2:

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Postby darknessfood » Jul 31 2009, 0:50

1: Yep, he's gone! Your adopted brother from planet Rülgash is scanning the water for a small object.
2: Dahm you, summer in England!
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Postby HodgePodge » Jul 31 2009, 3:43

Oh, now I get how to play this game. ;| My next entry will follow shortly. :-D
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Postby jeff » Jul 31 2009, 14:49

1. It's true, it's true

2. Cold water will do it everytime.
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Postby HodgePodge » Jul 31 2009, 15:51

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1. What's that little blue Christmas bulb in your trunks?

2. Brrr … better to light my way underwater.
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Postby Lord Lakely » Jul 31 2009, 21:18

1) Wow you have two Bellybuttons.
2) At-t-t-t l-l-lea-least I d-don't hav-v-ve t-t-three Nip-p-p-p-N-Nipples.

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Postby Koni » Aug 3 2009, 7:53

1) Hey Dad, can you tell me why Billy is swimming away? I just saw him looking into your shorts, but I can't see anything!?

2) Oh yes, dear, you got it. I fear he couldn't see any perspective for his future!

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Postby vicheron » Aug 5 2009, 2:08

1. I thought cold water shrinks everything but I don't see any difference.

2. That's because you've done such a great job of pre-shrinking them with your nagging.

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Comic Round

Postby Kalah » Aug 5 2009, 11:16

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Scores:

darknessfood: 1p
jeff: 1p
HodgePodge: 2p
Lord Lakely: 2p :)
Koni: 0p
vicheron: 1p

Scores total:

vicheron: 4p
HodgePodge: 3p
Lord Lakely: 3p
Asheera: 1p
darknessfood: 2p
jeff: 1p
Koni: 1p

That's round 2. Come on, guys! Room for more participants still! Many more rounds to go. :-D

Round 3:

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