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Unread postby Orfinn » 22 Mar 2006, 11:29

Hilarious :rofl:

Operation Sore Goat

Operation It's Best to Avoid Our Boyfriend

Operation Irreversible Vulture

Operation Terrible Impact

Operation Endangered Imperialism

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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 22 Mar 2006, 13:48

Orfinn wrote: Operation Sore Goat

Operation It's Best to Avoid Our Boyfriend
I belive these two go hand in hand. :devil:

Here are the ones I got:

# Operation Legendary Emu

# Operation Expect No Mercy From Our Sunrise

# Operation Pissed off Jihad

# Operation Merciless Sweet Baby Jesus

# Operation Hard Industry

PS and this ones are even better:

# Operation Shitting Hydra

# Operation Bloodthirsty Devil
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Unread postby Angelspit » 22 Mar 2006, 14:23

Roleplaying Clichés at IGN, some of which apply to Might and Magic of course.
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Unread postby Justice » 22 Mar 2006, 17:36

What's even weirder is that these horrible creatures seem to be carrying the most odd assortment of items. So far I've managed to collect 12 arrows from a wolf, a handful of coins from a giant spider and a pair of magic boots from a rat. I'm not quite sure just how these animals are carrying these things around. I'd understand if I found some loot on a giant kangaroo or a were-pelican, but I'm really at a loss to explain how or why a beetle is carrying a magic potion.
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This one reminds me of the time I found one chainmail and an axe on one single rat in castle Harmondale :rofl:

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Unread postby Caradoc » 22 Mar 2006, 20:14

In one of the early Ultimas my character was carrying around over 500 suits of armor.
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Unread postby Vlad976 » 23 Mar 2006, 14:02

Eat a ham to heal a broken ankle, brilliant!
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 25 Mar 2006, 15:03

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Unread postby Corribus » 27 Mar 2006, 15:27

I think this fits the theme of the thread:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/85328
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Unread postby gravyluvr » 27 Mar 2006, 18:51

Foamy is my spokesperson...

I think this holds true for the gaming industry and for the stuff that comes with the games nowadays - cough - star - cough - force - cough.
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Unread postby theLuckyDragon » 27 Mar 2006, 18:58

What a coincidence! I just watched that an hour or so ago.
Hurray for Foamy! That squirrel is a genius, I tell you. My favourite Foamy-toon is the one with the haunted toaster.
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 27 Mar 2006, 19:09

So, does anyone have any Waffles? :devil:


The Invasion of Iraq, CS style: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Operation_ ... eo_game%29
*Welcome to #Iraq!*


*USA has entered the game*

USA: saddam you fukin hax, u got wmdz

SadDam_da_MAN: hav i fuk

SadDam_da_MAN: rtfm, u fukkin n00b

SadDam_da_MAN: if i had em id’ve used em on u

USA: bullshit you got sum

USA: i know, i sold em 2 u b4

Tony_UK: haha, rumbled. go USA

SadDam_da_MAN: i used em all on kurdish_guy in teh last game

SadDam_da_MAN: i havnt got n e more

USA: ok, just give me sum oil then

SadDam_da_MAN: yea right

SadDam_da_MAN: u tried that shyt b4


Kirk can defeat even Chuck Norris by using his Future Combat.
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Unread postby theLuckyDragon » 27 Mar 2006, 19:14

There's more of Foamy at http://www.drunkensquirrel.net/. I couldn't find all of the toons on the official site, so that's why I posted this link.
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 29 Mar 2006, 10:40

And the new Alliance race in WoW is:

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Unread postby Vlad976 » 29 Mar 2006, 14:19

:lolu: Talk about an unbalanced system. Pick Chuck Norris, you win, else you lose.
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 29 Mar 2006, 20:30

Rumor has it that in the next expansion pack the Horde will get Mr. T, to even things out. ;)
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Unread postby Justice » 29 Mar 2006, 21:26

Just got this one :-D

Secret Messages


After numerous rounds of: "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:
370HSSV 0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it so it went to the CIA, then to NASA.

With no clue as to its meaning, they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help. MI-6 cabled the White House:

"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."

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Unread postby Justice » 29 Mar 2006, 22:00

i'll be nicer than the one who sentthis to me and say: Keep all water away from the PC when doing this, and if you have a bad heart... keep away from this...

http://www.break.com/index/maze15.html[/list]

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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 30 Mar 2006, 09:09

Nintendo Sixty-FOOOOOOOOOOUR

Someone needs to chill out, or was a stroke by the time he's 25...
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Unread postby Vlad976 » 30 Mar 2006, 13:59

ThunderTitan wrote:Rumor has it that in the next expansion pack the Horde will get Mr. T, to even things out. ;)
Chuck Norris and Mr. T were put into a game. Everyone's computers exploded as that level of awesome cannot be rendered by any computer.
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