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Postby DaemianLucifer » Feb 28 2006, 7:55

No fair!This computer has no speakers,and no plugins!

Arrghh!Screw you guys,Im going home! :disagree:

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Postby ThunderTitan » Mar 11 2006, 0:53

LotR:FotR WoW style:

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Postby DaemianLucifer » Mar 11 2006, 17:34

wtf?!

:devil: :devil: :devil:

g00d 1!

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Postby Orfinn » Mar 11 2006, 20:12

Lol! That one really cracked me up :lolu:

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Postby ThunderTitan » Mar 12 2006, 23:47

It's both pointless and funny, so I guess this is where it should go:

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Oh, and HERE's the website of the guy that did that!
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Postby george137 » Mar 13 2006, 19:37

wimfrits wrote:These titles are pretty cool indeed :-D

Some old link I found, the sloganizer: http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi


I got "THE INCREDIBLE EDIBLE MAN!"

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Postby george137 » Mar 13 2006, 20:03

ThunderTitan wrote: LotR:FotR WoW style:



:lolu: :loll: OMG that was the funniest thing ever. I though it resembled Guild Wars more than WOW.

And while I'm at it: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page. For those who use wikipedia.

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Postby Justice » Mar 13 2006, 20:59

Because Justice Can't Drive.

How did they know that?

That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Justice.

AAAAAAAAAHHHH :scared: :S

Run For The Justice.

He is comming :o[

Justice Not Included.

Hey :beheading:

Let Your Justice Do The Walking.

So now i'm a mule :|

The Lighter Way To Enjoy Justice.

What is that suposed to mean :S

Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Justice.



Seems like not are people are stupid :proud:

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Postby ThunderTitan » Mar 13 2006, 21:39

Justice Not Included.


Sounds like something that should be written on some courthouses.
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Postby Justice » Mar 13 2006, 21:41

ThunderTitan wrote:
Justice Not Included.


Sounds like something that should be written on some courthouses.


LOL... so it should :devious:

But what on earth is a Galactic Gargle Blaster
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Now I'm a lepraucan again :|

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Postby theLuckyDragon » Mar 13 2006, 21:57

ThunderTitan wrote:
Justice Not Included.

Sounds like something that should be written on some courthouses.


:lolu: ;| Sad but true.
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Postby ThunderTitan » Mar 13 2006, 23:10

Justice wrote:But what on earth is a Galactic Gargle Blaster


Actualy it should be a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster!

The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is a fictional alcoholic drink which is mentioned in Douglas Adams' humorous science fiction radio series, novels, computer game, movie, comic book mini-series, and television series The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Here's what the Encyclopedia Galactica has to say about alcohol. It says that alcohol is a colourless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars and also notes its intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.*

It says that the effect of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.*

The Guide also tells you on which planets the best Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are mixed, how much you can expect to pay for one and what voluntary organizations exist to help you rehabilitate afterwards.

The Guide even tells you how you can mix one yourself.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy sells rather better than the Encyclopedia Galactica.
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Postby ThunderTitan » Mar 13 2006, 23:11

theLuckyDragon wrote:
ThunderTitan wrote:
Justice Not Included.

Sounds like something that should be written on some courthouses.

:lolu: ;| Sad but true.


The funniest things usualy are.
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Postby DaemianLucifer » Mar 14 2006, 6:32

Justice wrote:That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Justice.


:lolu: :lolu: :lolu: :lolu: :lolu: :lolu:

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Postby Justice » Mar 14 2006, 16:21

not funny, i won't dare to read Haryy Potter 7 now :S

HHGTG is something of the funniest excisting :)

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Postby ThunderTitan » Mar 15 2006, 10:50

All the Fatalities from MK3:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVq1kvXa ... 20Fatality

Also, the future:

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And what some people can do with a scanner and a tune dedicated to some chick named Elise: http://www.videosift.com/story.php?id=569
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Postby Vlad976 » Mar 17 2006, 4:15

Everything you ever need to know about Chuck Norris.
Simmons: I think you’re asking me if these computers store all the data on Red and Blue armies?
Sarge: Control Alt Bingo.

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Postby Caradoc » Mar 17 2006, 6:37

If you happen to like the Beatles and juggling:

http://marketplace.espeakers.com/movie.php?sid=5290&aid=10558
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Postby Caradoc » Mar 22 2006, 6:43

In honor of the start of the fourth year of the Iraq war, a US military operation name generator: http://www.ftrain.com/cgi-bin/l_operation.cgi?num_ops=5

My first 5 results:

1. Operation Cowboy Minister

2. Operation Hissing Infidel

3. Operation Choleric Snow Leopard

4. Operation Cold Missile

5. Operation Incredibly Expensive Crusade
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Postby theGryphon » Mar 22 2006, 6:50

:lolu: Marvellous!


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