Duke Nukem Forever and Ever

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When Will DNF come out?

2008
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2009
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2026
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1998?
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Know why it's called Duke Nukem Forever? Cuz it's forever in development!
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It's out! :-D
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Postby Deadguy118 » Jun 6 2008, 5:36

Wow, Only took them 12 years to make actual gameplay footage

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Postby darknessfood » Jun 6 2008, 12:53

2026, well, kidding, when it's gonna come, i think about 2010 really. They work SO freaking slow, so that's how i feel about it. Yet i also think that it's gonna let people down, people will think that a new messiah of games is standing up (cause of the every year hype), but really it's just a basic shooter...
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Postby ThunderTitan » Jun 9 2008, 9:05

Hey, i wanted to post that....




And you're wrong, they had gameplay footage years ago, when they first announced it... it's on you tube...
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Postby danijel1990 » Jun 11 2008, 13:14

It will be in development at least for 2 more years ;)

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Postby darknessfood » Jun 11 2008, 14:54

ThunderTitan wrote:Hey, i wanted to post that....




And you're wrong, they had gameplay footage years ago, when they first announced it... it's on you tube...


But that was from a time where it was "olmost done" meanwhile, they sat down, drank some beer and got wasted every day. It's just a shame that it's taking so long. You are right though about the gameplay footage, but it's not up to date by a LONG SHOT. So don't be a smartass TT...
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Postby ThunderTitan » Jun 12 2008, 10:56

Pls, it's been almost done from the get go... they just restart it every few years from scratch... AND WHY SHOULDN'T I BE SMART?!
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Postby darknessfood » Jun 12 2008, 19:12

Cause you are an onnying, selfish, irritating, complicated little screwed up piece of horse poo...
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Postby ThunderTitan » Jun 19 2008, 9:52

Oh, you're jealous... tough cookies... suck it up already...
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Postby darknessfood » Jun 19 2008, 23:43

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever and Ever

Postby Orfinn » Jul 30 2008, 17:35

You guys... lol :D

From DNF to horse poo, now that DOES make sense!

darknessfood, TT is a neccessary evil here around we all need that, without TT well that would be kinda empty, hes the Joker around here.


Deadguy118 wrote:The segment starts about 2 minutes into the show.
Doom Clone?


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Doom clone...

If you havent noticed, every FPS are some kind of DOOM clone... or to be precise Wolfenstein 3D. If Unreal have been one of the very first FPS, well then they have all been Unreal clones. Capiche'? :)

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Postby ThunderTitan » Aug 1 2008, 13:31

Orfinn wrote: without TT well that would be kinda empty, hes the Joker around here.



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Postby Kalah » May 7 2009, 13:52

Duke Nukem Forever in cancelled, it seems.
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Postby ThunderTitan » May 7 2009, 15:58

Hmmm: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8037688.stm

Publisher Take-Two says it will no longer fund development of the game but retains rights to the title.
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Postby Ethric » May 7 2009, 20:37

They should never have come clean with the truth, but let the myth live on... forever. Sad.
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Postby Humakt » May 7 2009, 22:28

I smell something catchy is going on instead: http://gamingisstupid.com/2009/05/06/th ... y-revival/

Got linked to that one couple times until I noticed date.

Of course I may be wrong....

EDIT: More I think/"research" about this, more this looks like a genuine attempt at hype and advertising.
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Postby Talin_Trollbane » May 8 2009, 14:14

another series goes down the drain it seems. will EA or Ubisoft buy this name too and start **** out crap games with the Duke Nukem logo on them?

wasnt Ultima and Might & Magic enough? *sigh* :disagree:
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Postby Deadguy118 » May 9 2009, 5:48

Well, its finally over. Now we can finally forget that this game ever existed, much like what we did with Starcraft: Ghost three years ago.

And Talin, while your cynicism certainly is coming from a good place, no sane developer would even dare to touch this game because of how much of a joke Duke Nukem Forever eventually became, and with all the wild expectations saddled upon it, it would be a PR nightmare.
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Postby Ethric » May 9 2009, 14:34

That could swing both ways: if they knew their business and pulled off a decent game within a sane time frame (with liberal development blogs etc to show that they were for real), the sales would be massive because of it's infamy.
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Postby ThunderTitan » May 10 2009, 9:47

It's efing Duke Nukem... as long as there's shooting people and topless chicks in it people will be satisfied...
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Postby Talin_Trollbane » May 10 2009, 19:29

Deadguy118 wrote:Well, its finally over. Now we can finally forget that this game ever existed, much like what we did with Starcraft: Ghost three years ago.

And Talin, while your cynicism certainly is coming from a good place, no sane developer would even dare to touch this game because of how much of a joke Duke Nukem Forever eventually became, and with all the wild expectations saddled upon it, it would be a PR nightmare.


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