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Postby Monastor » Jan 30 2006, 21:33

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Postby Monastor » Jan 30 2006, 21:33

Aren't the pictures of unicorn and war unicorn misplaced?

According to the tendency, more tattoos should mean a better creature (an upgrade)
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Postby Corribus » Jan 30 2006, 21:37

May I just make an artistic comment? If druids are supposed to be all "attuned to nature" and "respectful of nature" and whatever, can someone explain why the greater druid is wearing what looks like the greater portion of a deer carcass on top of his head?
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Postby Arzang » Jan 30 2006, 21:56

Attuned to nature obviously means showing off what sweet animal ass you got your hands on by decapitating your victims/partners.

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Postby theLuckyDragon » Jan 30 2006, 22:00

That's probably a totemic figure. It might have been sacrificed in an initiation ritual. Or, of course, if we presume that bond with nature to be absolute, then that deer might have come to the druid when it knew its time had come and offered itself to the elf.

P.S. I do hope they'll change Blade Juggler to something less hilarious. He's not a sidewhow attraction you know, he's a warrior defending his homeland and conquering new territories. Even something plain like "Blade Warrior" would be better than "Juggler".
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Postby dragonn » Jan 30 2006, 22:10

Sprites --> Pixies are misplaced and also Unicorns

Are you sure those are Gold Dragons, not Emerald Dragons? They are not even gold...
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Postby ThunderTitan » Jan 30 2006, 22:13

Fear the Blade Jugglers! By usong their incredible Juggling skill they awe their oponents into surrendering. And then dozens of evil clowns come out of the tiny car.

No one mentioned the green coloured GOLD dragon yet?

EDIT: and someone did mention them while I was writing this.

Edited on Mon, Jan 30 2006, 15:14 by ThunderTitan
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Postby igoraki » Jan 30 2006, 22:20

hm,am using pics from the open beta...i can add some yellow to that gold dragon if you want,not sure how will boys from nival and ubi react on that
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Postby Rosensmart » Jan 30 2006, 23:00

Fear not only the Blade Jugglers... they brought along their best freinds... the WAR DANCERS!!!! (Lets disco...)

Their most effective way to kill are the passodoble

Few people are aware of this, but the WAR DANCERS(beware!!) have all their powerfull dancing skills from..... MADONNA and Steven Segal!!!

There, I said it.... and must take the punnishment...

See you on the other side.....

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Postby Wildbear » Jan 30 2006, 23:22

"can someone explain why the greater druid is wearing what looks like the greater portion of a deer carcass on top of his head?"

Possible answers:
A- It died of natural cause
B- It's synthetic
C- Because he couldn't wear a living one.

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Postby Sir William S Titan » Jan 30 2006, 23:27

Wildbear wrote:"can someone explain why the greater druid is wearing what looks like the greater portion of a deer carcass on top of his head?"

Possible answers:
A- It died of natural cause
B- It's synthetic
C- Because he couldn't wear a living one.


Or maybe he's just a cheap immitation druid

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Postby Symeon Star-Eyes » Jan 31 2006, 0:38

Why are all the wood elves male? The Dark Elves are more mixed with one male among all the women. I think there ought to be a female elf here.

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Postby Friend_of_Gunnar » Jan 31 2006, 1:07

Symeon Star-Eyes wrote:Why are all the wood elves male? The Dark Elves are more mixed with one male among all the women. I think there ought to be a female elf here.


good point. All the elves are strong handsome types and all the Drow are half-naked hotties. But they are at war. This makes no sense at all.

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Postby RK » Jan 31 2006, 3:57

druid totems.

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Postby Orfinn » Jan 31 2006, 6:50

There must be emerald dragon, it was such an interesting new dragon!
If they absolutely must have the Gold Dragon at least make the emerald dragon a bit more golden!
Unicorn is gold, well thats true but the upgrade should really be Silver Unicorn and have silver as color!!
Wood Elves-Grand Elves? No please make it as before : Hunter,
Master Hunter.
At least they havent changed Treant back to Dendroids.....I better shut about that =P

About the female-male conflict.

Dont you folks see. For dungeon Scout - Assassin are the towns only elven males, in Sylvan Pixies and Sprites are the only female elves.

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Postby DaemianLucifer » Jan 31 2006, 10:03

New name for blade jugglers:Bowling pin juglers.Satisfied?

Gold dragon has been so long exposed to air that it oxidized.

Druid wears syntetic skin :devil:

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Postby Campaigner » Jan 31 2006, 10:43

It should be Ancient Treant like WBC III.

And the reason as to why all the female Elves left for Dungeon is simple: Women are evil :D

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Postby Cleanpea » Jan 31 2006, 10:46

Women are evil? Or Independant? What is the message?

OOh, like in the Matrix; there is no message...
Edited on Tue, Jan 31 2006, 11:39 by Cleanpea

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Postby Cleanpea » Jan 31 2006, 10:47

How do I get rid of this silly peasant look, anyway...

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Postby theLuckyDragon » Jan 31 2006, 20:42

1) Sprites and Pixies look just marvellous
2) The shape of the Grand Elves' face looks awkward. Is it just me?
3) Druid Elders -- already covered (no pun intended :) )
4) Unicorns look good as well
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