Official Portal Updates

Angelspit · Unread postby **Angelspit** » 03 May 2006, 16:39

A couple of horny heroes can be found on the <a href="/http://www.mightandmagic.com/">official Might and Magic portal</a> (only the French and German pages include them by the time I write this). There are Nebiros, a victim of the multiple stack bug, Jezebeth, a Dungeon-wannabe, Grawl, who has something to hide, and Alastor, a science experiment that went terribly wrong. Thanks to Marzhin who provided an <a href="/viewtopic.php?t=1568&highlight=">English translation of the bios at the Table</a>.

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The Dark Messiah teaser now includes small versions of the screenshots that were posted on Canard Plus earlier. I've read elsewhere that the game is being ported to the Xbox 360, and that the release date might have slipped to Fall 2006. I'm sure we will have more details during E3.

If you would like to take a look at the original page visit this link:
https://www.celestialheavens.com/1146674356

DaemianLucifer · Unread postby **DaemianLucifer** » 03 May 2006, 16:45

So in inferno hierarchy the most horny guy is the strongest one.And if he sets himself on fire,he becomes unbitable.

And I thpugh azrael looked bad when I saw him.Now I see how wrong I was!

Kalah · Unread postby **Kalah** » 03 May 2006, 16:50

Our heroes page now updated.

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 03 May 2006, 17:24

DaemianLucifer wrote: And I thpugh azrael looked bad when I saw him.Now I see how wrong I was!

If there is one thing Ubi/Nival know how to do is to lower our expectations and then do even worse.

theLuckyDragon · Unread postby **theLuckyDragon** » 03 May 2006, 17:29

Hey, they're demonic spawn from heck... They're not supposed to look normal!

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 03 May 2006, 17:33

Apperently their not supposed to look good either.

Infiltrator · Unread postby **Infiltrator** » 03 May 2006, 17:39

I like Jezebeth, she really should be in dungeon.

;p

FantoMaxJM · Unread postby **FantoMaxJM** » 03 May 2006, 17:40

I think they look very nice (and credibly wicked)!

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 03 May 2006, 17:45

Jezebeth's not in dungeon coz she's got pointy boob protectors. Dungeon has that clamshell-like ones, and Haven has cone-shaped ones.

Kareeah Indaga · Unread postby **Kareeah Indaga** » 03 May 2006, 18:19

Anyone else think Nebiros would make an excellent chandelier?

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 03 May 2006, 18:29

Not until now. But as soon as I get my hands on him....

Musn't let anything go to waste... I bet his skin would make a nice wall rug...

DaemianLucifer · Unread postby **DaemianLucifer** » 03 May 2006, 18:31

Kareeah Indaga wrote:Anyone else think Nebiros would make an excellent chandelier?

Hed be even better as a coat hanger

theLuckyDragon · Unread postby **theLuckyDragon** » 03 May 2006, 18:34

ThunderTitan wrote:Apperently their not supposed to look good either.

Ah, yes. Then you did grasp the essence of heck-spawnness...

Thelonious · Unread postby **Thelonious** » 03 May 2006, 20:08

ThunderTitan wrote:Not until now. But as soon as I get my hands on him....
Musn't let anything go to waste... I bet his skin would make a nice wall rug...

DaemianLucifer wrote:Hed be even better as a coat hanger

Mmm combine those two and you've got a stylish coathanger/candelier. Would look nice in my grotto

DaemianLucifer · Unread postby **DaemianLucifer** » 03 May 2006, 20:45

Thelonious wrote:Mmm combine those two and you've got a stylish coathanger/candelier. Would look nice in my grotto

You just have to be careful not to burn your coats.

Infiltrator · Unread postby **Infiltrator** » 03 May 2006, 21:15

And then people say how he makes angry faces, just imagine what kind of facial expression you would be going around with if you were stuck with that on your head.

Gaidal Cain · Unread postby **Gaidal Cain** » 03 May 2006, 21:20

Thelonious wrote: Mmm combine those two and you've got a stylish coathanger/candelier. Would look nice in my grotto

Use Nebiros as the chandelier and Grawl for your coat hangers- with all those spikes that's for some reason lodged into his flesh, he's got plenty of space for them...

Infiltrator · Unread postby **Infiltrator** » 03 May 2006, 21:26

Hey, go easy on Grawl, spikes? Those are body-piercings, and ladies down below dig that ;p

Psychobabble · Unread postby **Psychobabble** » 03 May 2006, 22:34

I hate to think of some of the google click-through's you're gonna get as a result of that first sentence there

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Senahoj · Unread postby **Senahoj** » 04 May 2006, 15:48

you mean not on X-box?

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