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News  → The Queen Isabel Kicking Game

You have to show respect to a woman whose wedding day, one of the most important days in her life, was ruined by a bunch of demons. Even bad weather has to be a minor annoyance compared to that. Yet, Queen Isabel didn't manage to win the sympathy of the Heroes players. Some call her whiny, others don't like her bossy attitude. Maybe the voice acting or the over-the-top cutscenes were to blame. Things were better in the Hammers of Fate expansion, but it was too little too late.

Now is your chance to get even.

Oakwarrior, arturchix and I got scores above 100,000. Can you beat that?
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Apocalypse at 2007-06-05 18:55 wrote:
but I'm surprised that while I was off for a week, nobody managed to beat my record since. :p
I didn't have much time to try it :D But I agree, it's a pretty high score ;)

Zamolxis at 2007-06-05 18:47 wrote:
I have to note that the current high score is mine. :D
Well, I took over the "gold medal" one hour after your post, but I'm surprised that while I was off for a week, nobody managed to beat my record since. :p

vhilhu at 2007-06-01 13:08 wrote:
Got 107 579:) Kicking eternal :D

107580 :P

Saturas at 2007-06-01 11:38 wrote:
hmm... I wonder why one never describes a *man's* wedding day as "one of the most important days of his life"? The psychology behind that fact is certainly related, I think, to the adolescent satisfaction certain boys take in the image of a woman being kicked...

Also, I think that none of the guys would complain if there would be woman kicking butt of a male hero. Simply woman can not kick that strong. This is meant to be fun and there is really nothig to make fuss about.

ThunderTitan at 2007-06-01 08:47 wrote:
Obviously treating women without any preferential treatment is sexist.

stefan.urlus at 2007-06-01 05:47 wrote:
actually wretchedgnu my wedding day was one of the best days of my life .... so there ;-)

Panda Tar at 2007-05-31 16:07 wrote:
I think that necromancer the most annoyiance of all, because of the way he speaks, which makes me want to listen even when I don't enjoy. Isabel is annoying, but we can skip intros, can't we?

Elvin at 2007-05-31 15:45 wrote:
Yeah...Seeing more comments here I thought I'd make one more try and got 13.767 - new record for me! :D

ThunderTitan at 2007-05-31 15:30 wrote:
Nah, it was just the poetry that was annoying. Isabel's mere presence annoyed.

theLuckyDragon at 2007-05-31 14:07 wrote:
I never got to the Sylvan campaign, but wasn't Findan even more annoying with his poetry?

Angelspit at 2007-05-31 13:54 wrote:
We're not kicking Isabel because of her gender, but because she was the most annoying character in H5. I thought that point went without saying.
WretchedGnu at 2007-05-31 13:11 wrote:
hmm... I wonder why one never describes a *man's* wedding day as "one of the most important days of his life"? The psychology behind that fact is certainly related, I think, to the adolescent satisfaction certain boys take in the image of a woman being kicked...

stefan.urlus at 2007-05-31 00:30 wrote:
bumped it up to 108613 .... that's a tad better

Panda Tar at 2007-05-30 16:13 wrote:
102.228

Tried once. Well, maybe if I should try a trivela kick. ^^

Vision at 2007-05-30 10:35 wrote:
Heh, 113,947 before I gave up trying to get higher.

Funny stuff Angelspit! I want to play H5 again now....
phinex at 2007-05-30 02:14 wrote:
113766
gerhardjonesy at 2007-05-30 01:53 wrote:
i got 113272, couldn't get her to go any further

stefan.urlus at 2007-05-30 00:35 wrote:
mid 60000's, then I was very bored

Elvin at 2007-05-29 22:44 wrote:
Yay 113.272 with 6 more tries!

ThunderTitan at 2007-05-29 21:42 wrote:
101.390 before i got bored. 77.340 for Zam's mod.

Daystar at 2007-05-29 21:39 wrote:
I think this is rather sick, sexist, and cruel. Now, if Biara was kicking her, and it did not show her underwear, it would be much better.

Elvin at 2007-05-29 21:17 wrote:
108.115 with a few tries. Hehe funny idea Zamolxis :D

soupnazii at 2007-05-29 20:48 wrote:
107225
Tholkvar at 2007-05-29 20:09 wrote:
102424

Zamolxis at 2007-05-29 19:47 wrote:
Gotcha with like 300 points Lypso. ;)

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y104/Zamolxis/Fun/Score.jpg

Apocalypse at 2007-05-29 19:34 wrote:
Gotcha' with one point Saturas ;)
http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w279/Apocalypse__/funny_game_alex.jpg

Saturas at 2007-05-29 19:25 wrote:
114124 Alex.

Omega_Destroyer at 2007-05-29 19:18 wrote:
I had to stop before I could see my score because I was about to start laughing in class. I would have been screwed, because there is absolutely nothing funny about Election Law.

Zamolxis at 2007-05-29 19:13 wrote:
On a second thought guys, it's not poor girl's fault that the game creators screwed up both her character and her acting.

So I created an alternative:

http://www.pictogame.com/game.php?game=lBSu0In2oUxe


<yeah, I know he's not the one behind Isabel's character, but his attitude towards us somehow reminds me of her: Enjoy the perfect game I've created morrons, or otherwise... screw you!>

Saturas at 2007-05-29 18:21 wrote:
113947!
Edited on Tue, May 29 2007, 14:43 by Saturas

arturchix at 2007-05-29 18:19 wrote:
I have to note that the current high score is mine. :D

Pitsu at 2007-05-29 18:07 wrote:
the game :loll:

vulnevia at 2007-05-29 18:01 wrote:
113587; not thar far away from Apocalypse...

Zamolxis at 2007-05-29 17:59 wrote:
Nhiahahahaha. A satisfactory 107,758. :)

But I am yet to beat Apocalypse. ;)

aaelgr at 2007-05-29 17:12 wrote:
113408! This game kicks ass, literally!
Edited on Tue, May 29 2007, 19:45 by aaelgr
Jougeroth at 2007-05-29 16:58 wrote:
i only got 76130. kept trying to do better but i keep gettin worse...beginners luck i guess

Apocalypse at 2007-05-29 16:38 wrote:
Proof: http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/8085/iabeljf9.jpg
You want proof, huh? Here's mine :proud: :p
http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w279/Apocalypse__/funny_game.jpg

:D

Corribus at 2007-05-29 16:38 wrote:
My Best: 101566
Ditto here.

matros at 2007-05-29 16:36 wrote:
Got 107 579:) Kicking eternal :D

Avalon-Eternal at 2007-05-29 16:29 wrote:
My Best: 101566

Gediminas at 2007-05-29 16:24 wrote:
I got 107077 on the first kick.
Proof: http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/8085/iabeljf9.jpg
:)

Orfinn at 2007-05-29 16:08 wrote:
Hehe crazy game :p only got 90000+

Apocalypse at 2007-05-29 15:44 wrote:
I got 102072 :proud:

EDIT: another try and I got 113766 :)

EDIT2: dammit, I can't beat myself... :D I got 105000 several times :(
Darkstroem at 2007-05-29 15:38 wrote:
Got above 107000 :)
Edited on Tue, May 29 2007, 11:39 by Darkstroem

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